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Who's ditched the low-carb dogma and now is embracing carbs with open arms?

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Created January 27, 2013 at 11:01 PM

Low carb sucks major cawkkk.

brb no sex drive.

brb no morning wood.

brb dry skin and cracking around lips.

brb no energy and relying on coffee and copious amounts of coconut oil.

brb smelling like acetone.

brb high cortisol.

brb losing muscle mass and bench goes down 20 lbs.

Embracing carbs is awesome.

brb orange juice taste heavenly.

brb eating sweet potatoes and white potatoes and loving it.

brb getting morning wood again.

brb finding girls attractive for the first time in months.

brb actualy have something called energy and no longer rely on coffee.

brb saying hello to body heat, better digestion and mental energy.

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1631 · January 27, 2013 at 11:57 PM

LULZ thanks for calling me a teenager,I feel like a teenager. I'm actually Michael's grandfather and Ray Peat and I have been on this diet for decades, never felt better. Feel like a teen as you say. Brb going to go fap to homosexual pornography with my 12 inch wang. Almost forgot, better go refill my 2 gallon bucket of orange juice, skim milk, sugar and raw carrot smoothie.

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1631 · January 27, 2013 at 11:44 PM

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUARK IS WRONG WITH ORANGE JUICE? SURE, everyone has metabolic issues, diabetes and heart disease because they drink a delicious fruity beverage called orange juice. Let's blame the fruit, people. What about all the vegetable oils, PUFA's, nutritionally useless white flours/breads and copious amount of HFCS. Let's blame the real culprit ya damn nooooobz.

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1031 · January 27, 2013 at 11:44 PM

It looks like someone has taken over his account, perhaps a teenage offspring?

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10994 · January 27, 2013 at 11:43 PM

Lol @MeatyMichael because you followed a low carb diet even though you stopped finding girls attractive, stopped getting morning wood and were losing muscle mass without realizing that YOUR body needs carbs. Lol @MeatyMichael (2) because you then jumped to the extreme in the opposite direction by including copious amounts of fructose from pulpless OJ. Lol @MeatyMichael (3) for getting your thread closed trollzlol.

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14877 · January 27, 2013 at 11:14 PM

dude, not eveyone who eats "paleo" embraces low carb, high fat diets... at all.

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1631 · January 27, 2013 at 11:13 PM

No, because carbs give you diabetes! The kitavans are obviously unhealthy and obese!

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85 · January 27, 2013 at 11:11 PM

RAY PEAT FOR THE WIN DUHHHH CARBS FOR LIFE...

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1631 · January 27, 2013 at 11:13 PM

No, because carbs give you diabetes! The kitavans are obviously unhealthy and obese!

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