F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... - PaleoHacks.com most recent 30 from http://paleohacks.com 2013-05-19T06:13:18Z http://paleohacks.com/feeds/question/148016 http://www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/rdf http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... whoreball 2012-09-08T20:45:37Z 2012-09-10T12:45:58Z <p>What item/dish makes you say those dreaded words (F*** PALEO) and how often do you encounter it?</p> <p>Despite being strict paleo (95/5) and having great self control there are two things that no matter what if you put it in front of me i will eat it.</p> <p>1)Jamaican Rum cake(tortuga brand). I just love this. I have a few relatives who live there and i encounter it about once-twice a year, not too bad but i regret if i don't eat it since it's rare.</p> <p>2) An indian delicacy called <a href="http://allrecipes.co.in/recipe/237/quick--n--easy-rabri.aspx" rel="nofollow">rabri</a>. This a dessert made with milk and bread. One of my favorites. There's only a specific type of this I love from a certain part in india. So i encounter it once maybe twice a year and yet again i feel the need to eat it.</p> <p>For the time being these are the only 2 things i can think of, there might be more. Secretly i have a fat boy hiding inside me :)</p> <p>Let's hear it guys, what makes you say F*** PALEO?</p> <p><strong>Disclaimer</strong> I don't think i am restricting myself on the paleo lifestyle, if it sounds that way. It's been a year and i love it. Real food tastes so much better.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148018#148018 Answer by ancestral_stars for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... ancestral_stars 2012-09-08T21:04:50Z 2012-09-08T21:04:50Z <p>Matzoh ball soup. Matzoh meal is basically pure wheat. Dont care one bit. I also think all the gelatin from the bone broth base helps lessen the damage...</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148019#148019 Answer by Nancy for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Nancy 2012-09-08T21:12:50Z 2012-09-08T21:12:50Z <p>Beer, a couple/week. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148020#148020 Answer by Renee for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Renee 2012-09-08T21:16:01Z 2012-09-08T21:16:01Z <p>Wine - I still drink it. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148021#148021 Answer by aseafish for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... aseafish 2012-09-08T21:18:05Z 2012-09-08T21:18:05Z <p>I've never encountered anything that would do that. It's only been a couple of years, but I still can't imagine a food that could be that compelling.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148022#148022 Answer by rmxb for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... rmxb 2012-09-08T21:19:22Z 2012-09-08T21:19:22Z <p>Wine and Chocolate! I've gone to 77% or higher cocoa for the chocolate though. I still like some rice now and then, too.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148023#148023 Answer by Connie Warner for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Connie Warner 2012-09-08T21:21:30Z 2012-09-08T21:21:30Z <p>There's a club my fiance plays at that has homemade blueberry cobbler lately. Oh my. Luckily, it's mostly blueberries and just a little cobbler topping. I follow the Perfect Health Diet which is primal, so I have my sweet potatoes, rice and potatoes and dairy too, which helps me a lot. Fruit helps too. And I follow their recommended supplements. The PHD believes cravings are minimized when nutrients are met. I've found this seems to be true. I can almost always resist the donuts, muffins, cupcakes and cookies at work; sometimes if I'm really missing goodies, I'll just have a baker's unsweetened chocolate square instead.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148024#148024 Answer by Miriam for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Miriam 2012-09-08T21:27:48Z 2012-09-08T21:27:48Z <p>Anything my mother-in-law cooks. Cannot get enough of her cooking when I go home. Homemade biscuits, homemade/canned jam and jelly, chicken &amp; dumplings, fried fish, fried venison, om nom nom!</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148026#148026 Answer by Grooovie for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Grooovie 2012-09-08T21:35:01Z 2012-09-08T21:35:01Z <p>Eel Sushi...rice, eel and seaweed...oh my!</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148029#148029 Answer by Becca for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Becca 2012-09-08T21:57:43Z 2012-09-08T21:57:43Z <p>Cat fish po boys. Samosas. Most indian food. Peanut sauce. Pad thai. Sushi. Lumpias. Apple fritters. Sometimes french fries depending on where they're from. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148031#148031 Answer by TruthinessInc for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... TruthinessInc 2012-09-08T22:10:20Z 2012-09-08T22:10:20Z <p>Pepsi = <a href="http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1397317_o.gif" rel="nofollow">http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1397317_o.gif</a></p> <p>Me = <a href="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9bx4mAQXZ1r145ru.gif" rel="nofollow">http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9bx4mAQXZ1r145ru.gif</a></p> <p>I don't care how bad it is, I still love Pepsi..I aint given it up...I just drink lil cans...mostly...</p> <p><a href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2326/2462500587_c63406dfa1.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2326/2462500587_c63406dfa1.jpg</a></p> <p>Look how small and adorable...and it's the baby version which as we all know, makes it even sweeter.</p> <p>Truth.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148033#148033 Answer by Janknitz for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Janknitz 2012-09-08T22:39:26Z 2012-09-08T22:39:26Z <p>Bosston Cream Pie. A small sliver is enough, buut it's the one thing I can't say no to. Fortunately, we don't get it often. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148035#148035 Answer by uberbulldog for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... uberbulldog 2012-09-08T22:45:45Z 2012-09-08T22:45:45Z <p>Heath klondike bars</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148036#148036 Answer by Savage Paleo for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Savage Paleo 2012-09-08T23:37:37Z 2012-09-08T23:37:37Z <p>A big greasy slice of meat lovers from Pizza Hut.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148039#148039 Answer by jake for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... jake 2012-09-08T23:51:02Z 2012-09-08T23:51:02Z <p>my grandmas apple pie</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148041#148041 Answer by TheRangerSteve for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... TheRangerSteve 2012-09-09T00:20:06Z 2012-09-09T00:20:06Z <p>I haven't found anything yet, but there's one thing that makes me think long and hard but it's hundreds of miles away so I'm golden. Lou Malnati's Pizza, butter crust with the sausage patty bottom layer. I've been back to the city to see family a few times but never gone where I would have been in an area to have some for lunch. Used to be a requirement everytime I went home, now I'm more Eh to it. </p> <p>I don't know what it is there just isn't anything that has that pull for me. I think about having the following from time to time: -Grandma's homemade biscuits and gravy -Lou Malnati's Pizza -Dipped Italian Beef Sandwich</p> <p>That's basically it, and if I really want the last one I'll just skip the bread and have the beef and peppers.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148065#148065 Answer by meta for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... meta 2012-09-09T02:19:23Z 2012-09-09T02:19:23Z <p>Mums spanakopita!</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148066#148066 Answer by LiveBigger for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... LiveBigger 2012-09-09T02:23:44Z 2012-09-09T02:23:44Z <p>a cheese plate at a party. i will eat all the cheese while pretending to be interested in the surrounding conversation then go home sad and farting. my new party mantra is 'people not cheese! people not cheese!'</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148068#148068 Answer by judybot for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... judybot 2012-09-09T02:30:06Z 2012-09-09T02:30:06Z <p>Pepperoni and mushroom pizza from the place down the street. About once a month, my fiance and I crush a large between the two of us, then get ice cream for the ride home. Knowing there's a pizza and ice cream day every month-ish keeps me clean the rest of the time!</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148088#148088 Answer by Happy Now for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Happy Now 2012-09-09T04:56:14Z 2012-09-09T04:56:14Z <p>Croissants from real French bakeries. One sniff, and I'm all "paleo-wuh?"</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148106#148106 Answer by Magenta for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Magenta 2012-09-09T06:59:50Z 2012-09-09T06:59:50Z <p>My Grandmother's Trifle... Ohhh yeah baby! It is sugary heaven in a bowl and I cannot and will not resist!!!</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148116#148116 Answer by gydle for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... gydle 2012-09-09T08:51:45Z 2012-09-09T08:51:45Z <p>Enchiladas from my favorite Santa Fe restaurant, the Shed. I only go there once, at most twice, a year, and nothing in this universe is going to keep me from eating a red chile cheese enchilada and drinking a margarita. Nothing.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148129#148129 Answer by KarenOH for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... KarenOH 2012-09-09T11:41:45Z 2012-09-09T11:41:45Z <p>I don't deny myself the occasional treat: fresh corn on the cob in the summer, ice cream, popcorn at the movies &amp; fresh cut french fries at an amusement park. Everything else is pretty easy to resist. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148157#148157 Answer by Varelse for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Varelse 2012-09-09T15:27:10Z 2012-09-09T15:27:10Z <p>My mother's chicken and dumplings, and also black bean soup and Reuben sandwiches. I keep the gluten-filled stuff to a few times a year, but soups with beans are one of my main cheats.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148172#148172 Answer by Josh M for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Josh M 2012-09-09T16:54:54Z 2012-09-09T16:54:54Z <p>There is nothing I have encountered that would make me choose to react like this. It's not that I have better willpower, self-control or self-discipline that anyone else, it is I have just lost all interest in any food that is not 'pure' for a better word. Anything with chemicals in it or sugar, etc just tastes so foreign and unappealing to me now that my body just shivers in revulsion. Here is one of my dirty little SAD secrets lol, I used to LOVE A&amp;W onion rings dipped in A&amp;W gravy, mmmmmmmmmmmmm was soooo good, but now the mere thought just makes me ponder 'how could i ever have eaten that'. The human body adapts as we change what we eat and I believe will naturally reject, in some manner, what is not healthy for us.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148247#148247 Answer by Ashley Michelle for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Ashley Michelle 2012-09-09T23:37:53Z 2012-09-09T23:37:53Z <p>Pizza, ice cream &amp; Mexican! I treat myself to these foods once a week </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148248#148248 Answer by Jos for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Jos 2012-09-09T23:42:49Z 2012-09-09T23:42:49Z <p>Chinese steamed sticky rice, Vietnamese spring rolls, Japanese ramen noodles...aaah!</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148260#148260 Answer by CC for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... CC 2012-09-10T00:41:56Z 2012-09-10T00:41:56Z <p>I eat paleo pretty much 99% of the time - the other 1% is if there is a self-serve frozen yogurt place around! I am addicted to the crunch and texture of the toppings, so I'll usually get about 2 oz, just enough to cover the bottom of the cups (the cups they give you are HUGE!) and load on the nuts. </p> <p>I'll find myself craving other things, like pizza or tiramisu, but not enough to actually consume them. But frozen yogurt (and it HAS to be self serve only)? I'm all over that. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148285#148285 Answer by lovely for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... lovely 2012-09-10T02:28:32Z 2012-09-10T02:28:32Z <p>Creme Brulee and wine... but I'd give up wine for the perfect creme brulee....</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148295#148295 Answer by fromthericefields for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... fromthericefields 2012-09-10T03:48:38Z 2012-09-10T03:48:38Z <p>Falafel Pita drowned in Tahini Sauce for meals at the best falafel place in Israel so far: Falafel Golani located near the Central Bus Station in Afula. But man, I always regret it afterwards, somewhere in there I know they use vegetable oil. For either the dressing in the hummus, frying the falafel, and dressing the salad garnishing that you stuff your pita with such as the roasted Eggpant. For dessert... I can resist almost anything but Homemade Pumpkin Pie served with Whipped Cream might be pretty hard for me to say no to.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148305#148305 Answer by Alan for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... Alan 2012-09-10T05:11:59Z 2012-09-10T05:11:59Z <p>I cannot say no to Liquorice. I usually get it from my local organic shop so there are no artificial stuffs in it, that's how I justify it to myself anyway. lol</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/148016/f-paleo-bring-on-the/148346#148346 Answer by stevianut for F*** PALEO! Bring on the ... stevianut 2012-09-10T12:45:58Z 2012-09-10T12:45:58Z <p>Ferrero Rocher ice-cream, Caramel cheesecake, and genuine Italian wood-fired oven pizza, margherita style. Brain fog is getting pretty bad when I indulge though so I'm starting to question if it's worth it or not :S</p>