Why do some kids smell like lunch meat? - PaleoHacks.com most recent 30 from http://paleohacks.com 2013-05-22T23:21:59Z http://paleohacks.com/feeds/question/155330 http://www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/rdf http://paleohacks.com/questions/155330/why-do-some-kids-smell-like-lunch-meat Why do some kids smell like lunch meat? wjones3044 2012-10-12T17:40:38Z 2012-10-13T00:14:53Z <p>There's one in every classroom, it seems. The kid with an unfortunate smell of pickle loaf or salami. Oddly, the kid in question is mostly vegetarian according to his mother. I suggested feeding him megadoses of salami, in accordance with William's Law (TM) which is to doeth that which is the opposite of what you should expect. This advice met with resistance. She is not a fan of lunchmeat. For that matter meat in general.</p> <p>Anyone have a diagnosis (other than "Lunch Meat Olfactory Extrusion Syndrome," which does not appear in my latest Merck Manual), home remedy, and/or advice?</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155330/why-do-some-kids-smell-like-lunch-meat/155335#155335 Answer by BaconHealsChic for Why do some kids smell like lunch meat? BaconHealsChic 2012-10-12T17:58:24Z 2012-10-12T17:58:24Z <p>Ahhahaha. This makes me laugh so hard because I put salami and cheese slices in my kids lunches at least 3 times a week. I'm sure they smell like salami. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155330/why-do-some-kids-smell-like-lunch-meat/155355#155355 Answer by SlimIcy for Why do some kids smell like lunch meat? SlimIcy 2012-10-12T19:12:59Z 2012-10-12T19:12:59Z <p>This is your evolutionary sense of finding the weakest in the herd (obviously the vegetarian). You subconsciously want to eat the child/cull the herd, so they smell like delicious, delicious lunch meat.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155330/why-do-some-kids-smell-like-lunch-meat/155359#155359 Answer by KarenOH for Why do some kids smell like lunch meat? KarenOH 2012-10-12T19:27:31Z 2012-10-12T19:27:31Z <p>ROFL! Seriously though, the kid probably has an overgrowth of bacteria on his skin. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155330/why-do-some-kids-smell-like-lunch-meat/155424#155424 Answer by John the Drunkard for Why do some kids smell like lunch meat? John the Drunkard 2012-10-13T00:14:53Z 2012-10-13T00:14:53Z <p>I have smelt the same phenomenon with a few adults. Drinking alcoholics mostly, so this doesn't say much about grade-school kids.</p>