Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? - PaleoHacks.com [closed] most recent 30 from http://paleohacks.com 2013-05-19T15:54:56Z http://paleohacks.com/feeds/question/155446 http://www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/rdf http://paleohacks.com/questions/155446/is-it-paleo-to-wipe-your-ass Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? Jane D 2012-10-13T03:44:12Z 2012-10-13T12:16:00Z <p>Cavemen didn't. I suspect not wiping creates a self cleaning ass? </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155446/is-it-paleo-to-wipe-your-ass/155449#155449 Answer by KA24 for Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? KA24 2012-10-13T03:52:05Z 2012-10-13T03:52:05Z <p>They found a way...likely using a multitude of things.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155446/is-it-paleo-to-wipe-your-ass/155452#155452 Answer by meta for Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? meta 2012-10-13T03:57:35Z 2012-10-13T03:57:35Z <p>An astute observation. With an intellect as razor sharp as yours, clearly you are not caveman material. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155446/is-it-paleo-to-wipe-your-ass/155457#155457 Answer by zoomia for Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? zoomia 2012-10-13T04:08:38Z 2012-10-13T04:08:38Z <p>Oh I get it now. A wise ass.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155446/is-it-paleo-to-wipe-your-ass/155459#155459 Answer by the paleo elephant for Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? the paleo elephant 2012-10-13T04:46:42Z 2012-10-13T04:46:42Z <p>Menses and ass wiping... you're on a roll tonight, aren't you?</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155446/is-it-paleo-to-wipe-your-ass/155480#155480 Answer by Aughra for Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? Aughra 2012-10-13T10:26:53Z 2012-10-13T10:26:53Z <p>Not that I should be legitimizing this with an answer but I can't help myself. </p> <p>When one poops in a squatting position there is less mess and less need to wipe. That said, people in third world countries that cannot afford toilet paper often use one of their hands to wipe if there is excess and in countries like India, because of that, there is a taboo against eating with your left hand, which is presumed to be the wiping hand. </p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155446/is-it-paleo-to-wipe-your-ass/155487#155487 Answer by TruthinessInc for Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? TruthinessInc 2012-10-13T11:18:23Z 2012-10-13T11:18:23Z <p>first I thought of...</p> <p>Ass - <a href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu88zPd931qiqrauo1_500.gif" rel="nofollow">http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu88zPd931qiqrauo1_500.gif</a></p> <p>Which obviously lead me too</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM</a></p> <p>...someone is out there using this thing...right...now...live in fear...</p> <p>Truth.</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155446/is-it-paleo-to-wipe-your-ass/155490#155490 Answer by Christopher Gagnon for Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? Christopher Gagnon 2012-10-13T11:57:23Z 2012-10-13T11:57:23Z <p>Perhaps the need to wipe grows when we don underwear and pants (which maybe cavemen didn't do). And wiping with leaves could have provided a "teachable moment" for young cavechildren. Poison ivy? Stinging nettle? Bet they only tried those once....</p> http://paleohacks.com/questions/155446/is-it-paleo-to-wipe-your-ass/155492#155492 Answer by eric for Is it Paleo to wipe your ass? eric 2012-10-13T12:16:00Z 2012-10-13T12:16:00Z <p>Wiping with paper is totally modern. Obviously. </p> <p>Most small settlements and camps would obligatorily lie near running water, streams, rivers, etc. A perfect place to clean oneself. Just the smell of what emerges from the anus, and the way it would attract all manner of flying and crawling creatures would, in time, be enough to show even the most primitive individual to have it be far from where he ate, slept and sexed. As well as the desire to remove the remnants of the aforementioned defecation from one's one external skin areas. </p> <p>Leaves would be an obvious choice if water were not readily available. </p>