most recent 30 from http://paleohacks.com 2013-05-18T22:35:02Z http://paleohacks.com/feeds/question/31617 http://www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/rdf http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines Thomas Seay 2011-04-05T16:08:50Z 2012-04-12T17:10:17Z

<p>Here are a few of mine :):</p> <p>-Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?</p> <p>-Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats margarine.</p> <ul> <li>You're lookin' fine in those Vibrams.</li> </ul> <p>-Hey, baby, how about some primal re-enactment?</p> <p>-Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31630#31630 patrick3000 2011-04-05T16:51:42Z 2011-04-05T16:51:42Z

<p>-Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.</p> <p>-Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style. </p> <p>-I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.</p> <p>-Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a <em>very</em> expensive protein shake.</p> <p>-Andy Deas considered using one of my questions once. I'm serious. </p> <p>-Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place. </p> <p>-Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore's menus. </p> <p>-Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is frickin' Okinawan. </p> <p>-This is the best steakhouse in town...according to Peter at Hyperlipid.</p> <p>-Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?</p> <p>And something about post-workout tubers but I'm still working on it. </p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31641#31641 Alfredo 2011-04-05T17:37:17Z 2011-04-05T17:37:17Z

<p>Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I'll give you the best brain you've ever had. These lines are offal.</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31645#31645 Ed 2011-04-05T17:52:37Z 2011-04-05T17:52:37Z

<p>Let's limbo--how low (carb) can you go?</p> <p>Patrik at PaleoHacks just named a badge after me.</p> <p>What's your sign? I'm referring to your PH avatar, of course.</p> <p>I'll show you mine if you show me yours--hey, I'm just talking about vitamin D levels.</p> <p>I'm not afraid of commitment--my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31647#31647 WordVixen 2011-04-05T18:05:30Z 2011-04-05T18:05:30Z

<p>Can girls play too? I freakin' love pick up lines. :-)</p> <ul> <li>Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.</li> </ul> <p>_ Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?</p> <ul> <li><p>Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.</p></li> <li><p>I've got bacon.</p></li> </ul>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31655#31655 Carl_Stawicki 2011-04-05T18:26:26Z 2011-04-05T18:26:26Z

<ul> <li>Wanna meat my organ?</li> <li>I couldn't help but notice that you don't use soap.</li> <li>Me Tarzan. You wanna be Jane?</li> <li>I have a bottle of Tiger Blood chilling back at my place.</li> <li>Ugh ugh ugh, ooh ooh ooh. (This pickup line was used in the movie Quest for Fire.)</li> </ul>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31658#31658 Phoenix 2011-04-05T19:02:50Z 2011-04-05T19:02:50Z

<p>Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?</p> <p>3 inches, baby!.. of fat around the edge of my sirloin steak.</p> <p>..I'm sorry.</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31662#31662 Ruby 2011-04-05T19:14:13Z 2011-04-05T19:14:13Z

<p>As a newly-single Paleo, I'm taking notes!</p> <p>Here are a few phrases I might toss out with a smile and a raised eyebrow. Ladies don't use pick-up lines!</p> <ul> <li>I eat only <em>the finest</em> of free-range meats</li> <li>I like my meat <em>raw</em>, of course</li> <li>I make sure to use <em>every part</em> of the animal</li> <li>I like to go as bare as possible...when running...</li> <li>I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible</li> <li>Monogamy is for <em>agrarians</em> </li> <li>I put coconut oil on <em>everything</em></li> </ul>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31737#31737 Ikco 2011-04-06T07:26:27Z 2011-04-06T07:26:27Z

<p>You can butter my bacon, baby !</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31754#31754 Stephen-Aegis 2011-04-06T13:09:02Z 2011-04-06T13:09:02Z

<p>(I would never use these, but funny nonetheless.)</p> <p>Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?</p> <p>I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.</p> <p>The food here is terrible, come back to my place and ill cook you something from Chowstalker/Foodee.</p> <p>If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.</p> <p>Don't worry, my Room is pitch black and sound insulated.</p> <p>I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".</p> <p>Have you seen the latest studies about Sex reducing cortisol levels?</p> <p>Have you seen the latest studies linking Sex to improved insulin sensitivity?</p> <p>It's getting late, we'd better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.</p> <p>I've got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise....</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31798#31798 Joshua 2011-04-06T17:31:17Z 2011-04-06T17:31:17Z

<p>How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/31801#31801 FanOfSunshine 2011-04-06T17:39:37Z 2011-04-06T17:39:37Z

<p>Would you like to meat the twins?</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/57355#57355 MtnEvan 2011-08-11T06:38:12Z 2011-08-11T06:38:12Z

<p>I've been working hard on my deadlifts. Come over tonight and I'll show you what the posterior kinetic chain is <em>really</em> good for.</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/57423#57423 Caveman formally known as Dan 2011-08-11T14:38:44Z 2011-08-11T14:38:44Z

<p>Good thing this isn't a re-enactment. (while holding a club of sorts.)</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/57451#57451 Comment 2011-08-11T15:41:03Z 2011-08-11T15:41:03Z

<p>I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/57872#57872 WayfinderAli 2011-08-13T02:25:50Z 2011-08-13T02:25:50Z

<p>I'll quote Danielle- "I'd like to shred my low-lactose cheese on those abs.."</p> <p>from here: <a href="http://paleohacks.com/questions/53438/you-know-you-are-a-paleohacks-addict-when#ixzz1Us7HUUXZ" rel="nofollow">http://paleohacks.com/questions/53438/you-know-you-are-a-paleohacks-addict-when#ixzz1Us7HUUXZ</a></p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/111414#111414 Sol 2012-04-12T01:48:03Z 2012-04-12T01:48:03Z

<p>Some great paleo pickup lines here:</p> <p><a href="http://realfoodryangosling.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow">http://realfoodryangosling.tumblr.com/</a></p> <p>My favorite is: "Hey girl. Your #2 may be a #3 on the Bristol Stool Scale but you’ll always be #1 to me."</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/111480#111480 tdgor 2012-04-12T12:58:34Z 2012-04-12T12:58:34Z

<p>Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?</p>

http://paleohacks.com/questions/31617/what-are-your-favorite-paleo-pick-up-lines/111540#111540 Evelyn aka CarbSane 2012-04-12T17:10:17Z 2012-04-12T17:10:17Z

<p>Dude! I'm a Neurosurgeon.</p>