I think it's time we used QuickMeme to make some paleo memes. More funny if you know the meme as well. Memes used include Good Guy Greg, Success Kid, Bad Luck Brian, Futurama Fry, First World Problems, The Most Interesting Man In the World, Fight... (more)
We all hear the thoughtless comments people make regurgitating crap that lets them do whatever they like. I mean comments like "Everything in moderation!" I want to hear your best smarmy flippant or humorous retorts to poke back with. Post a... (more)
Know-It-All: "Carbohydrate is burned first; that's how we know it's the body's preferred fuel." Me: "Actually, alcohol is burned even before carbohydrate. You're going to need a lot more whiskey, friend."
Eh, this is just for fun (hopefully it doesn't break the rules by deviating too much ... if it does go ahead and close the thread). Meat to the extreme? by Epic Meal Time Bippity Bobbity Bacon! by Jim Gaffigan So ... they don't really say... (more)
Humor is often a good way to get a point across. For instance, here's how Lewis Black gets his points across about milk and water: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXS5GBuk-GQ Humor also has its own way of being persuasive by rendering ridicule... (more)
I was in Whole Food last night looking over some lovely chicken thighs. Next to me was an old crone, picking through the sad, denuded, flavorless chicken breasts. Glancing toward me, she espied my poultry choice and, lifting a bony finger she... (more)
So the big rage nowadays is clothing that blocks UV rays. What I'd like is the opposite -- clothing (shirts in particular) specifically designed to allow UV rays through. Anyone heard of anything like this?
Without the internet, and with only his extended family around to converse with, how did Grok self-obsess? I'm thinking his extended family would have little patience for his idle hypothesizing and ruminating over esoteric minutia - elders would... (more)
I'm not quite sure. But I can almost 100% guarantee that Grok didn't do dairy. Maybe.
Americans -- How accurate is this map for your state? If not, what should your state meat be? http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2014/03/united_steaks_of_america_map_if_each_state_could_have_only_one_meat_what.html (more)
I couldn't bear to eat another egg or piece of salmon, so I ate some instant ramen, and I immediately noticed my sinuses clearing, my hair getting curlier, my nails getting sharper and my sex drive increasing. Who knew instant ramen was paleo? (more)
I just went to Netflix and noticed "Fat Head" is no longer available. I rented it just last month. Anyone know what happened? Thanks. (Resisting jumping to any conspiracy conclusions. Barely...)
15 Signs You Might Be Following The Paleo/Primal Diet Thoughts? Let's discuss!
Ok gang, Impress me with your gluten free creativity and let's have a haiku competition. The winner gets Kamal Patels voice on their home answering machine. Again in case you forgot the haiku class in emelentary school, they go like... (more)
Exact duplicate: http://paleohacks.com/questions/88128/can-we-make-a-sht-paleo-people-say-youtube-video/88160#88160 I know this meme has all but run it's course, but I thought this could be a funny thread. What are you quintessential "sh*t... (more)
http://thefinaledition.com/article/from-pharma-to-table-the-mcdonalds-pfizer-merger.html I got a laugh and thought I'd share. It's written by John Fugelsang. Oh, wait this is supposed to be in the form of a question, isn't it? Um, how about IS... (more)
So I was at the Doctor today (cardiologist) who was investigating why my heart rate was 35. After a long talk and some tests, he said I was just in good shape. Before sending me on my merry way, he said almost script-like "Keep exercising, and eat... (more)
I took this article about how you shouldn't feed bread to ducks and replaced the word 'human'. It strangely works. "The Truth about What do humans Eat? When asked, ???What do humans eat????, many people???s first answer is ???bread.??? That???s... (more)
I just saw this on the Web and cracked up. "Whenever you see the words "FAT-FREE" or "LOW-FAT" think of the words "CHEMICAL SHIT STORM." What's your favorite paleo-related bumper sticker or snarky statement fit for a bumper sticker? (more)
Here are a few of mine :): -Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger? -Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats... (more)
You know what I'm saying, right? I propose we paleos are inhabiting somewhat of an echo chamber, though I appreciate the devil's advocacy proffered recently (veg vs. paleo thread). Along with echo chambers come silly new vocabulary words like... (more)
-Grok Grog -Firewater -Paleo Pisswater? LOL -PRIMAL BEER -Spearsuds -PALe-o-Ale -stone stout -cold cave -cave rave -Meateater's mead -boomsauce -bone chiller -gfree -Caveman Crunk