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by 5810 · March 16, 2014 at 01:08 PM

Americans -- How accurate is this map for your state? If not, what should your state meat be? http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2014/03/united_steaks_of_america_map_if_each_state_could_have_only_one_meat_what.html (more)

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raydawg 0 · March 16, 2014 at 01:08 PM

Who cares if it's accurate. Eat it all (except for the grains)

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by 15 · October 15, 2013 at 04:44 PM

15 Signs You Might Be Following The Paleo/Primal Diet Thoughts? Let's discuss!

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Janknitz 0 · October 15, 2013 at 04:44 PM

That was fun, and I agree with all. As another non-pork eater, I will say that turkey and beef bacon just don't cut it, but occasionally I'll use them for garnish. Smoked paprika can be a good substitute with added fat. Now, if I could only find... (more)

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by 1368 · March 29, 2014 at 05:06 PM

I think it's time we used QuickMeme to make some paleo memes. More funny if you know the meme as well. Memes used include Good Guy Greg, Success Kid, Bad Luck Brian, Futurama Fry, First World Problems, The Most Interesting Man In the World, Fight... (more)

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Marty_Rheaume 0 · March 29, 2014 at 05:06 PM

The baby ones are bad ass!

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by 5810 · September 03, 2012 at 04:19 AM

I just saw this on the Web and cracked up. "Whenever you see the words "FAT-FREE" or "LOW-FAT" think of the words "CHEMICAL SHIT STORM." What's your favorite paleo-related bumper sticker or snarky statement fit for a bumper sticker? (more)

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Jake__2 0 · September 03, 2012 at 04:19 AM

Bacon is rad Gluten is bad

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by 543 · May 29, 2012 at 10:31 PM

I couldn't bear to eat another egg or piece of salmon, so I ate some instant ramen, and I immediately noticed my sinuses clearing, my hair getting curlier, my nails getting sharper and my sex drive increasing. Who knew instant ramen was paleo? (more)

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Logan_Hunt 0 · May 29, 2012 at 11:12 AM

Why was this stupidity posted by PaleoHacks on facebook...?

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by 2198 · May 26, 2012 at 02:46 PM

Ok gang, Impress me with your gluten free creativity and let's have a haiku competition. The winner gets Kamal Patels voice on their home answering machine. Again in case you forgot the haiku class in emelentary school, they go like... (more)

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Dan_29 0 · May 24, 2012 at 04:12 PM

A good source of fat? / Avocados are divine. / Protein? Wild salmon.

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by 614 · March 31, 2012 at 04:36 PM

http://healthylivingclinic.blogspot.com.au/2012/03/day-in-life-of-paleo-warrior.html

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dzone 0 · March 31, 2012 at 10:18 AM

Judging by his comment, it looks like Lyle McDonald didn't get the joke. lol lylemcdMar 7, 2012 10:04 AM Paleoman didn't have email but keep up with your fantasy.

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by 1296 · June 11, 2012 at 11:07 PM

Exact duplicate: http://paleohacks.com/questions/88128/can-we-make-a-sht-paleo-people-say-youtube-video/88160#88160 I know this meme has all but run it's course, but I thought this could be a funny thread. What are you quintessential "sh*t... (more)

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jessica_11 0 · June 11, 2012 at 11:07 PM

hyper-palatable..........

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by 4240 · December 28, 2011 at 08:41 PM

Grab the nearest non paleo cook book and turn to page 42. Post the recipe and then most how you can make it paleo. Discover anything worth making?

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jenna_2 0 · December 28, 2011 at 03:34 PM

I grabbed "Daily Italiean" by Toby Puttock. There are 2 recipes, the first is for mussel and clam soup and the other is homemade gravlax. The soup requires no changes and the gravlax calls for 1.5 tsp sugar. I'm not sure that the sugar is... (more)

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by 789 · November 29, 2012 at 09:04 PM

We all hear the thoughtless comments people make regurgitating crap that lets them do whatever they like. I mean comments like "Everything in moderation!" I want to hear your best smarmy flippant or humorous retorts to poke back with. Post a... (more)

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Nvor 0 · November 29, 2012 at 09:04 PM

"You know, there are lot of people who would disagree with you..." "And there are a lot of people who would agree."

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by 3317 · June 12, 2011 at 10:59 PM

http://thefinaledition.com/article/from-pharma-to-table-the-mcdonalds-pfizer-merger.html I got a laugh and thought I'd share. It's written by John Fugelsang. Oh, wait this is supposed to be in the form of a question, isn't it? Um, how about IS... (more)

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sage_ 0 · June 12, 2011 at 10:59 PM

could a revamped happy meal contain prozac?

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by 4090 · June 11, 2011 at 06:44 PM

I took this article about how you shouldn't feed bread to ducks and replaced the word 'human'. It strangely works. "The Truth about What do humans Eat? When asked, “What do humans eat?”, many people’s first answer is “bread.” That’s because... (more)

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Kaz 0 · June 10, 2011 at 07:02 PM

While you provide an excellent point here, I couldn't help but laugh as I pictured two people -- each with an end of a hunk of bread in their mouth -- snarling and duking it out for the scraps. Oh dear. I'm way too easily amused. :) To answer... (more)

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by 4240 · April 28, 2011 at 12:44 PM

If you were to invent paleo friendly beer what would you call it? Natural Light is already taken.

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dzone 0 · April 28, 2011 at 12:44 PM

I'd call it Pinot Noir.

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by 3142 · May 02, 2011 at 02:48 AM

Eh, this is just for fun (hopefully it doesn't break the rules by deviating too much ... if it does go ahead and close the thread). Meat to the extreme? by Epic Meal Time Bippity Bobbity Bacon! by Jim Gaffigan So ... they don't really say... (more)

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Allie 0 · May 02, 2011 at 02:43 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alPmPSls-9s&feature=player_embedded

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by 77342 · April 12, 2012 at 05:10 PM

Here are a few of mine :): -Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger? -Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats... (more)

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tdgor 0 · April 12, 2012 at 12:58 PM

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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by 2231 · December 11, 2010 at 02:05 AM

1.) I want to build up more muscle and give my dusty Kettlebells some use. 2.) Less computer/internet time, (hoping that will help the insomnia) And you?

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Vrimj 0 · December 11, 2010 at 12:57 AM

Not really Paleo, but I want to learn to fly! There is a place that will start aerial silks classes soon and I sooo want to learn My other goals are to get my ref quals passed.

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by 18619 · March 09, 2013 at 05:52 AM

... you find yourself sitting at your desk eating meat (ham) with your bare hands! Hey. It was easier than trying to find a fork. Anyone else have a moment that just made them laugh?

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Carl_Stawicki 0 · December 10, 2010 at 02:23 PM

I can't resist responding to the title of this thread: ...you're willing to drive an hour to buy grass-fed beef. ...you eat a slab of veal for breakfast and scrambled eggs for dinner. ...you eat solid chunks of coconut oil like candy. ...you... (more)

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by 362 · April 05, 2011 at 07:42 PM

I feel amused whenever I see that idiom. So here you go - whats the greatest thing since sliced bread? ;) [I know Paleo diet is a good answer, but post something else!]

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JansSushiBar 0 · April 05, 2011 at 07:42 PM

I must chime in and agree with the "sliced (pastured) bacon" chorus. This morning my 16-year-old told me he felt the USDA should rework the Food Pyramid, making the base exclusively bacon. I have no problem with that.

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by 5852 · November 11, 2010 at 09:36 PM

So I was at the Doctor today (cardiologist) who was investigating why my heart rate was 35. After a long talk and some tests, he said I was just in good shape. Before sending me on my merry way, he said almost script-like "Keep exercising, and eat... (more)

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by 400 · September 11, 2010 at 08:10 PM

You know what I'm saying, right? I propose we paleos are inhabiting somewhat of an echo chamber, though I appreciate the devil's advocacy proffered recently (veg vs. paleo thread). Along with echo chambers come silly new vocabulary words like... (more)

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Adam_Crafter 0 · September 11, 2010 at 08:10 PM

Huge Bias Warning: I created the NeoLethal tag on PaleoHacks on June 8th in my question http://paleohacks.com/questions/5835/cringeworthy-foods-adapting-to-new-drives and I might be the originator of this use of this pre-existing word. So, I'll... (more)

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by 3482 · August 22, 2010 at 11:04 PM

Humor is often a good way to get a point across. For instance, here's how Lewis Black gets his points across about milk and water: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXS5GBuk-GQ Humor also has its own way of being persuasive by rendering ridicule... (more)

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Stephen_Aegis 0 · August 22, 2010 at 02:01 AM

One of my favorite Anagrams: McDonalds' Restaurants = Uncle Sam's standard rot

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by 3112 · November 22, 2010 at 12:48 PM

I was in Whole Food last night looking over some lovely chicken thighs. Next to me was an old crone, picking through the sad, denuded, flavorless chicken breasts. Glancing toward me, she espied my poultry choice and, lifting a bony finger she... (more)

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dzone 0 · May 07, 2010 at 07:29 PM

You're right, they are full of fat and I'm going to cook them in even more fat. I plan to saute them in butter!

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by 2593 · January 19, 2012 at 06:36 AM

I just went to Netflix and noticed "Fat Head" is no longer available. I rented it just last month. Anyone know what happened? Thanks. (Resisting jumping to any conspiracy conclusions. Barely...)

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sajennings 0 · March 21, 2010 at 09:25 PM

I just called Netflix, because I noticed the same thing and this prompted me to get more curious. The customer service rep couldn't tell me what specifically happened to this title, but said it was probably one of two things: 1) They had a... (more)

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by 2393 · March 21, 2010 at 12:01 AM

So the big rage nowadays is clothing that blocks UV rays. What I'd like is the opposite -- clothing (shirts in particular) specifically designed to allow UV rays through. Anyone heard of anything like this?

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Glenn 0 · March 20, 2010 at 05:50 PM

Interesting idea! Don't know the answer, but I would like one too.

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by 2593 · December 17, 2010 at 07:57 PM

Without the internet, and with only his extended family around to converse with, how did Grok self-obsess? I'm thinking his extended family would have little patience for his idle hypothesizing and ruminating over esoteric minutia - elders would... (more)

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The_Satirist 0 · March 07, 2010 at 09:43 PM

I'm not quite sure. But I can almost 100% guarantee that Grok didn't do dairy. Maybe.