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by 1377 · about 17 hours ago

I think it's time we used QuickMeme to make some paleo memes. More funny if you know the meme as well. Memes used include Good Guy Greg, Success Kid, Bad Luck Brian, Futurama Fry, First World Problems, The Most Interesting Man In the World, Fight... (more)

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April_S_ 0 · September 26, 2012 at 5:44 AM

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by 813 · about 18 hours ago

We all hear the thoughtless comments people make regurgitating crap that lets them do whatever they like. I mean comments like "Everything in moderation!" I want to hear your best smarmy flippant or humorous retorts to poke back with. Post a... (more)

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Rose 0 · September 10, 2011 at 2:54 PM

Know-It-All: "Carbohydrate is burned first; that's how we know it's the body's preferred fuel." Me: "Actually, alcohol is burned even before carbohydrate. You're going to need a lot more whiskey, friend."

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by 3159 · about 18 hours ago

Eh, this is just for fun (hopefully it doesn't break the rules by deviating too much ... if it does go ahead and close the thread). Meat to the extreme? by Epic Meal Time Bippity Bobbity Bacon! by Jim Gaffigan So ... they don't really say... (more)

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Matt_1 0 · April 16, 2011 at 10:32 PM

"Me like mammoth" The Armstrong and Miller Show - The Origin of Smalltalk The Armstrong and Miller Show - The Origin of Job Interviews The Armstrong and Miller Show - The Origins of Art Criticism The Armstrong and Miller Show - The Origins of... (more)

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by 18701 · about 18 hours ago

... you find yourself sitting at your desk eating meat (ham) with your bare hands! Hey. It was easier than trying to find a fork. Anyone else have a moment that just made them laugh?

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Carl_Stawicki 0 · December 10, 2010 at 2:23 PM

I can't resist responding to the title of this thread: ...you're willing to drive an hour to buy grass-fed beef. ...you eat a slab of veal for breakfast and scrambled eggs for dinner. ...you eat solid chunks of coconut oil like candy. ...you... (more)

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by 361 · about 18 hours ago

I feel amused whenever I see that idiom. So here you go - whats the greatest thing since sliced bread? ;) [I know Paleo diet is a good answer, but post something else!]

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sherpamelissa 0 · December 06, 2010 at 1:37 PM

COFFEE. Or dark chocolate covered espresso beans!

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by 3690 · about 18 hours ago

Humor is often a good way to get a point across. For instance, here's how Lewis Black gets his points across about milk and water: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXS5GBuk-GQ Humor also has its own way of being persuasive by rendering ridicule... (more)

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Stephen_Aegis 0 · August 22, 2010 at 1:59 AM

A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose. He goes to the doctor and asks him what's wrong. "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right" If animals aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are... (more)

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by 3268 · about 18 hours ago

I was in Whole Food last night looking over some lovely chicken thighs. Next to me was an old crone, picking through the sad, denuded, flavorless chicken breasts. Glancing toward me, she espied my poultry choice and, lifting a bony finger she... (more)

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paleohacks 0 · May 07, 2010 at 7:11 PM

"So's your ass"

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by 2423 · about 18 hours ago

So the big rage nowadays is clothing that blocks UV rays. What I'd like is the opposite -- clothing (shirts in particular) specifically designed to allow UV rays through. Anyone heard of anything like this?

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Don_Matesz 0 · March 21, 2010 at 12:01 AM

Here you go: http://www.tanthrough.com/shirtafct.htm Cordially, Don Matesz www.donmatesz.blogspot.com www.thepaleodietsite.com

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by 2633 · about 18 hours ago

Without the internet, and with only his extended family around to converse with, how did Grok self-obsess? I'm thinking his extended family would have little patience for his idle hypothesizing and ruminating over esoteric minutia - elders would... (more)

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The_Satirist 0 · March 07, 2010 at 9:43 PM

I'm not quite sure. But I can almost 100% guarantee that Grok didn't do dairy. Maybe.

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by 5828 · October 23, 2014 at 4:20 AM

Americans -- How accurate is this map for your state? If not, what should your state meat be? http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2014/03/united_steaks_of_america_map_if_each_state_could_have_only_one_meat_what.html (more)

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raydawg 0 · March 16, 2014 at 1:08 PM

Who cares if it's accurate. Eat it all (except for the grains)

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by 531 · October 23, 2014 at 3:39 AM

I couldn't bear to eat another egg or piece of salmon, so I ate some instant ramen, and I immediately noticed my sinuses clearing, my hair getting curlier, my nails getting sharper and my sex drive increasing. Who knew instant ramen was paleo? (more)

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borofergie 0 · May 29, 2012 at 10:54 AM

We do now! There's nothing like high-carb / low-nutrition Paleo goodness. Who knew that caveman were a bunch of fucking west-coast liberals!

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by 2261 · October 23, 2014 at 3:06 AM

1.) I want to build up more muscle and give my dusty Kettlebells some use. 2.) Less computer/internet time, (hoping that will help the insomnia) And you?

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Phoenix 0 · December 11, 2010 at 2:05 AM

Start eating liver; my lifelong gross-factor nemesis.

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by 2633 · October 23, 2014 at 3:02 AM

I just went to Netflix and noticed "Fat Head" is no longer available. I rented it just last month. Anyone know what happened? Thanks. (Resisting jumping to any conspiracy conclusions. Barely...)

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sajennings 0 · March 21, 2010 at 9:25 PM

I just called Netflix, because I noticed the same thing and this prompted me to get more curious. The customer service rep couldn't tell me what specifically happened to this title, but said it was probably one of two things: 1) They had a... (more)

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by 15 · October 22, 2014 at 4:10 AM

15 Signs You Might Be Following The Paleo/Primal Diet Thoughts? Let's discuss!

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Janknitz 0 · October 15, 2013 at 4:44 PM

That was fun, and I agree with all. As another non-pork eater, I will say that turkey and beef bacon just don't cut it, but occasionally I'll use them for garnish. Smoked paprika can be a good substitute with added fat. Now, if I could only find... (more)

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by 2199 · October 21, 2014 at 3:50 AM

Ok gang, Impress me with your gluten free creativity and let's have a haiku competition. The winner gets Kamal Patels voice on their home answering machine. Again in case you forgot the haiku class in emelentary school, they go like... (more)

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Jen_20 0 · May 24, 2012 at 5:40 AM

Is this Paleo? / if you have to ask me, well / the answer is no Enjoy most whole foods / avoid grains, sugar, gluten / and get enough rest

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by 614 · October 21, 2014 at 3:44 AM

http://healthylivingclinic.blogspot.com.au/2012/03/day-in-life-of-paleo-warrior.html

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Canis_Minor 0 · March 31, 2012 at 4:36 PM

What an awesome reminder to us all to lighten the eff up. :)

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by 1295 · October 21, 2014 at 3:38 AM

Exact duplicate: http://paleohacks.com/questions/88128/can-we-make-a-sht-paleo-people-say-youtube-video/88160#88160 I know this meme has all but run it's course, but I thought this could be a funny thread. What are you quintessential "sh*t... (more)

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Joshua_1 0 · January 30, 2012 at 10:37 PM

Some of these are like-mindedly critical of our lifestyle, just as the other Sh*t __ say video series... if we can't laugh at ourselves... (At a bar) No, I don't drink beer. I'd like a cider, and two bottles of water. No, it's not for my... (more)

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by 3315 · October 21, 2014 at 3:19 AM

http://thefinaledition.com/article/from-pharma-to-table-the-mcdonalds-pfizer-merger.html I got a laugh and thought I'd share. It's written by John Fugelsang. Oh, wait this is supposed to be in the form of a question, isn't it? Um, how about IS... (more)

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sage_ 0 · June 12, 2011 at 10:59 PM

could a revamped happy meal contain prozac?

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by 5838 · October 21, 2014 at 3:08 AM

So I was at the Doctor today (cardiologist) who was investigating why my heart rate was 35. After a long talk and some tests, he said I was just in good shape. Before sending me on my merry way, he said almost script-like "Keep exercising, and eat... (more)

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by 4163 · October 20, 2014 at 3:15 AM

I took this article about how you shouldn't feed bread to ducks and replaced the word 'human'. It strangely works. "The Truth about What do humans Eat? When asked, ???What do humans eat????, many people???s first answer is ???bread.??? That???s... (more)

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Kaz 0 · June 10, 2011 at 7:02 PM

While you provide an excellent point here, I couldn't help but laugh as I pictured two people -- each with an end of a hunk of bread in their mouth -- snarling and duking it out for the scraps. Oh dear. I'm way too easily amused. :) To answer... (more)

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by 5828 · October 19, 2014 at 3:51 AM

I just saw this on the Web and cracked up. "Whenever you see the words "FAT-FREE" or "LOW-FAT" think of the words "CHEMICAL SHIT STORM." What's your favorite paleo-related bumper sticker or snarky statement fit for a bumper sticker? (more)

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Matt_B_1 0 · September 02, 2012 at 7:03 PM

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"

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by 78422 · October 19, 2014 at 3:11 AM

Here are a few of mine :): -Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger? -Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats... (more)

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paleohacks 0 · April 05, 2011 at 5:37 PM

Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I'll give you the best brain you've ever had. These lines are offal.

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by 509 · October 19, 2014 at 3:04 AM

You know what I'm saying, right? I propose we paleos are inhabiting somewhat of an echo chamber, though I appreciate the devil's advocacy proffered recently (veg vs. paleo thread). Along with echo chambers come silly new vocabulary words like... (more)

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Stancel_ 0 · September 11, 2010 at 12:13 AM

At least Neolethal is clever. "Diet dictocrat" is silly. In Sally Fallon's review of The Paleo Diet by Loren Cordain, she says that his dairy-free version of the paleo diet "has no good sources of calcium". Yep, for all their rants against the... (more)

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by 4283 · October 18, 2014 at 3:11 AM

If you were to invent paleo friendly beer what would you call it? Natural Light is already taken.

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MsDanyaL 0 · April 27, 2011 at 4:50 PM

-Grok Grog -Firewater -Paleo Pisswater? LOL -PRIMAL BEER -Spearsuds -PALe-o-Ale -stone stout -cold cave -cave rave -Meateater's mead -boomsauce -bone chiller -gfree -Caveman Crunk

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by 4283 · October 11, 2014 at 3:28 AM

Grab the nearest non paleo cook book and turn to page 42. Post the recipe and then most how you can make it paleo. Discover anything worth making?

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Rhonda 0 · December 28, 2011 at 9:06 AM

Who has Paleo cookbooks? Mine went bye-bye a year ago!

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