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I have framed you all for hate speech against low fat diets, and the conventionally wise jury has sentenced you to death. What would your last meal be, if anything was allowed? Including pastured everything, the most esoteric offal, and even, gasp, non-paleo foods!

Mine would be a bacon cheddar burger on a kaiser roll, garlic curly fries, peanut butter cheesecake, and a pint of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked ice cream.

This is truly a hard question though. Do any of your last meals not include any meat? I'm actually not a big meat fan except for burgers and bacon.

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Wow...how to start? Chips and really good guacamole, really moist banana bread, an amazing Pizza of the Godz from Killer Pizza from Mars, garlic bread with tons of butter. But that would just be the appetizer, because I would really be in it for the desserts. I would want ridiculous chocolate cheesecake, some Cold Stone ice cream with all the mix-ins, some New York Super Fudge Chunk to compare it with, some sorbet or something to wash down all the chocolate, a Nutter Butter cookie (or five) for sentimental reasons, and a dozen other desserts I'm sure I'll think of later. This may be the least Paleo answer out there, because I wouldn't waste a bite on meat! Except maybe bacon. ;)

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I would request to eat the executioner.

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Mitterand's meal I'd have crabcakes and lobster.
Those two are tops on the list. Others to follow

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  • Braised beef short ribs (falling apart) or Wienerschnitzel
  • Sauteed mushrooms and onions with gravy to top
  • Roasted asparagus with an orange-pistachio sauce
  • Mashed potatoes
  • A good red wine

  • Dessert: flourless dark chocolate cake with a scoop of very high quality vanilla ice cream

  • Dunkin Donuts coffee with heavy cream and (yes, though I normally avoid:) a bit of sugar
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A big rumpsteak with a large mountain of roasted onions.

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I would have Fogo De Chao cater my last meal

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Try to tackle Ben & Jerry's "Vermonster": http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=987

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caviar vodka martini oysters Rockefeller chopped liver paté baked brie with almonds grapes, mango & walnuts with shredded prosciutto Cabernet Sauvignon lobster & garlicky ghee rib-eye steak, rare, with lots of butter sautéed mushrooms wilted spinach salad with bacon and pine nuts dark chocolate & caramel pecan turtles coconut ice cream

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O_O emmm i doubt i'd have any appetite ='(

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The over-the-top cooked-by-a-master-Chinese-chef meal of doom I've been craving ever since I got diagnosed with celiac and most Chinese food went off limits for me. It's not like I'd need to worry about glutening symptoms the next day...

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A couple of filtered Lucky Strikes,a couple of Djharum clove cigarettes(god I miss both those, not available in the US anymore).Homemade vanilla ice cream with Oreo cookies.A good whiskey mixed with Mexican Coca Cola. Garlic bread sticks drenched in butter and salt,with marinara sauce to dip it.Thick crust BBQ chicken pizza with extra extra cheese, bacon, and some Tabasco sauce.French fries with cheese and high quality blue cheese dressing.Deep fried chicken wings with hot sauce.And, before my stomach explodes,salted duck eggs, with a huge ridiculous sized Breve coffee(made with grass fed,organic heavy cream) to top it all off.

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Layered chocolate cake or something. I wouldn't care much if I was going to die anyway.

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An entire lamb.

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I would have a meal prepared by a restaurant with no take-out (or delivery) in a country with no extradition to the US. That way they have to take to to that restaurant and I could engage in all the legal wrangling after dinner when it dawns on my guards that my return and execution is not a fait accompli.

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a HUGEEEEE bowl of velveeta(like a block haha) melted over brocolli & rice, honey graham quaker snack rice cakes, cheddar chex mix, bag of reese pieces, chicken tenders w/ honey mustard, PB fudge, PB&J, texas toast grilled cheese(processed cheese like 3 slices)

ew, im sick just thinking about that haha

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A McRib and a Shamrock shake from McDonalds, as these two items are almost never available during the same limited time...

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About 30 hot buffalo wings, a pint of blue cheese, and a gallon of bacardi & coke.

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Bacon and scallops.

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raosted beef bone marrow, from grass fed animal of course, haha!

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chilli and cheese burger, extra spicy curly fries nachos smothered with cheese and jalapenos with sour cream potato skins with bacon & cheese a little bit of my mom's armenian meatballs (because at this point there's not much space left, and I need to save some for dessert) a chocolate fondant with vanilla ice cream and Eatalian's apple crumble

and then i'd die of overfeeding and beat them to the punch!

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I would have champagne, a salad of fresh mozzarella, tomatoes and basil, a rare filet mignon...no, make that TWO rare filets...topped with butter, grilled asparagus, a wheel of St. Andre brie, pears and fresh figs, walnuts, and an espresso. To go ;)

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grilled salmon with cream, a wonderful green salad, lots of champagne (to toast for the end of agony!) and last but not least a huge chocolate cake, of course full of gluten and sugar!

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Maine Lobster with butter, goose foie gras, and chocolate molten cake with vanilla bean gelato... all with a good red wine. I would also want burrata cheese with fresh basil, tomatoes, extra virgin italian olive oil.

All favourites of mine.

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Baby ... the OTHER other white meat. Get in mah belly!

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Forget the food, I would request mini-harem, oh yeah.

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The Ojeda Platter from Ojeda's Mexican Restaurant in Dallas, followed by a plate of their sopapillas then two of their to-die-for pecan pralines. Or a huge plate of extra-spicy pad kee mao followed by sticky rice and mangoes. Or as many of my own homemade tamales as I could eat, followed by my homemade pineapple upside-down cake. Somewhere throw in there a half gallon of the chocolate milk from our local, grass-fed dairy and a batch of homemade oatmeal cookies. Or a whole brie, topped with jalapeno jelly and chopped pecans, wrapped in handmade puff pastry. Oh, and some chicken and dumplings and warm apple pie with homemade vanilla ice cream.

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This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUEpmbdZLw and I would insist it be prepped by the Epic Meal Time guys.

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I would eat every flour-based item I could consume. FRIED CHICKEN. And chips and salsa. Warm blueberry muffins fresh out of the oven dripping with melted butter. Death row is looking pretty good!!

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I don't really care what it is so long as I can get Ferran Adria or Thomas Keller to cook it.

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lasagna! last time i cheated and ate it, the opioid peptides had me feeling high through the next day.

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