Appetizer: freshly made corn chips with homemade salsa & guacamole, and a pitcher of frozen margaritas.

Main Course: homemade spaghetti with italian sausage & meatballs & garlic bread with a bottle of Chianti

Dessert: pumpkin pie with whipped cream & coffee

Then, kill me quick before the indigestion sets in.

Nostalgic foods from different points in my life would be the most enjoyable for me...

Pancakes and waffles with butter and actual syrup, bacon on the side.

A McDonalds Happy Meal

Some how get my hands on some 3d doritos

A Lunchable

Grilled cheese, soaked in the butter it was cooked in

Peanutbutter and Jelly

Slice of cheese pizza

And probably a original monster to wash it all down (I always drank these for the taste, not the stimulants)

In San Diego we call them "carne asada fries." French fries, ground carne asada, sour cream, cheese, guacamole, hot sauce. Bam.

Everything on the non paleo food list! Loads of sugar and white flour!

Bugger food if I am dying, Id go for drugs, if I was going to die soon. Lots of opiates, pot and a little MDMA, or ghb.

Then id be grinning softly as they flip the switch, and feel less pain.

If i had to pick "food", id still pick drugs.

Huge bottle of bourbon (ethanol), and some kinda giant icecream bowl of chocolate mudcake icecream (sugar), and several bars of the darkest chocolate possible (PEA+cannabinoids+theobromine/caffiene).

Though it would suck having that kinda hang over while being executed. Hmm.

So theres a good probability id just for for something paleo

(perhaps some berries, macadamias, load of roast lamb+mint, some tallow fried veges with butter melted all over and a hunk of aged cheese with a glass of sparkling mineral+cranberry juice with a wedge of lemon)

Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby. As many pints as they'll give me.

You, out of revenge for framing me. That's gotta be paleo :)

Plus, I bet your n-3:n-6 ratio is better than most of the jury.

I would request to eat the executioner.

lasagna! last time i cheated and ate it, the opioid peptides had me feeling high through the next day.

Wow...how to start? Chips and really good guacamole, really moist banana bread, an amazing Pizza of the Godz from Killer Pizza from Mars, garlic bread with tons of butter. But that would just be the appetizer, because I would really be in it for the desserts. I would want ridiculous chocolate cheesecake, some Cold Stone ice cream with all the mix-ins, some New York Super Fudge Chunk to compare it with, some sorbet or something to wash down all the chocolate, a Nutter Butter cookie (or five) for sentimental reasons, and a dozen other desserts I'm sure I'll think of later. This may be the least Paleo answer out there, because I wouldn't waste a bite on meat! Except maybe bacon. ;)

I don't really care what it is so long as I can get Ferran Adria or Thomas Keller to cook it.

I would eat every flour-based item I could consume. FRIED CHICKEN. And chips and salsa. Warm blueberry muffins fresh out of the oven dripping with melted butter. Death row is looking pretty good!!

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUEpmbdZLw and I would insist it be prepped by the Epic Meal Time guys.

The Ojeda Platter from Ojeda's Mexican Restaurant in Dallas, followed by a plate of their sopapillas then two of their to-die-for pecan pralines. Or a huge plate of extra-spicy pad kee mao followed by sticky rice and mangoes. Or as many of my own homemade tamales as I could eat, followed by my homemade pineapple upside-down cake. Somewhere throw in there a half gallon of the chocolate milk from our local, grass-fed dairy and a batch of homemade oatmeal cookies. Or a whole brie, topped with jalapeno jelly and chopped pecans, wrapped in handmade puff pastry. Oh, and some chicken and dumplings and warm apple pie with homemade vanilla ice cream.

Forget the food, I would request mini-harem, oh yeah.

Baby ... the OTHER other white meat. Get in mah belly!

Big Greasy Cheeseburger 2 Corn Dogs Onion Rings and Fries

Brownie with mega scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with hot fudge.

Finished off with XLAX.....just my little JAB back at The Man :)

An entire bakery.

Filet Mignon wrapped in Bacon medium rare, topped with a poached duck egg covered in hollandaise sauce; fillet of crab stuffed flouder (heavy on the blue crab, negator on the bread crumbs); grilled asparagus; steamed and buttered broccoli; an Imperial pint of Guinness Draught on one side with two fingers of Maker's Mark on the other.

Dessert would be a dark chocolate ganache and pecan cheesecake

Chase that with a big Cuban Cohiba and a nap. Sayonara.

Maine Lobster with butter, goose foie gras, and chocolate molten cake with vanilla bean gelato... all with a good red wine. I would also want burrata cheese with fresh basil, tomatoes, extra virgin italian olive oil.

All favourites of mine.

grilled salmon with cream, a wonderful green salad, lots of champagne (to toast for the end of agony!) and last but not least a huge chocolate cake, of course full of gluten and sugar!

Well, depends how I was going.

If it was good old electric chair, I would have to go for uncooked beef. That way it would get cooked after you eat it.

I would have champagne, a salad of fresh mozzarella, tomatoes and basil, a rare filet mignon...no, make that TWO rare filets...topped with butter, grilled asparagus, a wheel of St. Andre brie, pears and fresh figs, walnuts, and an espresso. To go ;)

chilli and cheese burger, extra spicy curly fries nachos smothered with cheese and jalapenos with sour cream potato skins with bacon & cheese a little bit of my mom's armenian meatballs (because at this point there's not much space left, and I need to save some for dessert) a chocolate fondant with vanilla ice cream and Eatalian's apple crumble

and then i'd die of overfeeding and beat them to the punch!

raosted beef bone marrow, from grass fed animal of course, haha!

Bacon and scallops.

About 30 hot buffalo wings, a pint of blue cheese, and a gallon of bacardi & coke.

Chicken Tikka Masala with Garlic Naan. That is all.

A McRib and a Shamrock shake from McDonalds, as these two items are almost never available during the same limited time...