Heaping plates of Lobster, Salmon Sashimi, Kobe beef

And a good Cabernet..

A whole roasted chicken. Sweet potato fries. Chocolate cake (gasp!). And a spicy shiraz.

• Pork Rinds
• Blood sausage
• Lake Champlain's Peanut Butter Chocolate Bar
• Pomme Frites with aioli
• Beef tartare with a raw egg

Big ass steak medium rare (no sauce- just salt and the natural flavors), mashed sweet potato made with heavy cream and mint, tomato basil mozzarella salad, a good woody Cabernet, Creme Brule, pint of Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby, and a Blanton's neat. Also I'd demand they let my husband do the cooking- I've never had better food and that not just love talking!

Doughnut Cheeseburger. Chili cheese tator tots. Giant peanut butter chocolate shake.

Doughnut Cheeseburger= 2 glazed doughnuts with a cheeseburger patty in the middle.

How soon after the meal would I be killed? Before the sugar flu sets in?

a jar of coconut butter.

a slice of really, honestly good pizza

a classic peanut butter sandwich

a big ass beer.

If I were going to die anyway, I would just have them wheel up trucks full of white, milk and dark chocolate, brie cheese, loaves of crusty white bread, and champagne. I would just keep on eating until I was comatose - then they could off me with a strained smile on my face.

Edit: add to that list a few jars of nut butters, a cheesecake or four, a buttload of sour and sweet candies...

But the stupid thing is that when I actually think about a meal that I would want as my last taste of food, it's painfully paleo: a big bunch of greens sautéed in coconut oil and butter, topped with runny eggs and crispy bacon! How conditioned am I?!

A plate of grilled cheese sandwiches, and some nice champagne in a pint glass.

Or some pastured vegan, always wanted to try that.

Also, I've been waiting to be asked this question for about ten years. Whenever I try to get this conversation going elsewhere it tends to grind things to a halt.

I'd definitely fast so my head was clear for the execution.

Would I hell. I'd have a massive bacon cheeseburger, chunky fries, a milkshake, ice cream liberally sprinkled with candy. With a double scotch and a fat Cuban cigar to follow

Smoked salmon, champagne and a huge amount of sleeping pills.

Wow. This is the most difficult question on Paleohacks.com. The problem is I have so many foods I want to eat, but they're so filling!
SO, I would want a sampler with: Bacon cheeseburger sliders, a slice of pizza (topped with sausage, bacon, jalpenos, and black olives), a walnut brownie (warm), pumpkin pie, red velvet cake, a glass of milk, a bag of kettle cooked potato chips, and I would finish it off with a few oz of single malt scotch.

Raising Cane's chicken fingers. A box of Little Debbie Nutty Bars. Cheese. Dublin Dr. Pepper.

Mead. A meal of mead.

Lombardi's Pizza with beef & sausage (NYC), Gino's East Deep Dish Pizza with beef & sausage (CHI), Laulau (most anywhere in HI), a deep-red real Rose wine, and finish with a load of fresh-made Buttercream frosting.

Now I am craving Laulau like crazy and it is actually paleo: pork, butterfish, porkfat, & taro leaves all wrapped in Ti leaves and steamed. Heaven.

Mitterand's meal I'd have crabcakes and lobster.
Those two are tops on the list. Others to follow

• Braised beef short ribs (falling apart) or Wienerschnitzel
• Sauteed mushrooms and onions with gravy to top
• Roasted asparagus with an orange-pistachio sauce
• Mashed potatoes

• A good red wine

• Dessert: flourless dark chocolate cake with a scoop of very high quality vanilla ice cream

• Dunkin Donuts coffee with heavy cream and (yes, though I normally avoid:) a bit of sugar

I think I'd feel to sick to eat.

if the effects of glutenning wouldn't set in before execution:

• pancakes with real maple syrup (my last pre-no-gluten meal actually)
• equal size portion of crispy blackforest rubbed bacon from whole foods
• the hash brown casserole thing from cracker barrel
• homemade dill pickles
• chocolate cream-line milk
• back in black 21st amendment ipa to wash it down

non-gluten option would be:

• slow smoked bbq brisket and ribs with spicy bbq sauce from Green Mesquite in Austin, TX
• garlic mash potatoes
• corn bread with sweet cream whipped butter
• some homemade dill pickles
• chocolate cream-line milk
• a hendricks gimlet
• while listening to Neutral Milk Hotel

FUNNY!

Can I trade it for a conjugal visit???

I'm so hungry after reading these! My meal would have to be:

Pile of bacon
Asian duck soup
Chicken and dumplings
Beef carpaccio
Duck fat french fries
Olives and pickled okra
Raw oysters
Fried shrimp po' boy
shot of epicac
Now I have room for:
Nutella shake with whipped cream
Peanut Butter pie
fresh homemade doughnuts dipped in melted chocolate and whipped cream
bowl of perfect figs

A big rumpsteak with a large mountain of roasted onions.

I would have Fogo De Chao cater my last meal

Try to tackle Ben & Jerry's "Vermonster": http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/?p=987

caviar vodka martini oysters Rockefeller chopped liver paté baked brie with almonds grapes, mango & walnuts with shredded prosciutto Cabernet Sauvignon lobster & garlicky ghee rib-eye steak, rare, with lots of butter sautéed mushrooms wilted spinach salad with bacon and pine nuts dark chocolate & caramel pecan turtles coconut ice cream

O_O emmm i doubt i'd have any appetite ='(

The over-the-top cooked-by-a-master-Chinese-chef meal of doom I've been craving ever since I got diagnosed with celiac and most Chinese food went off limits for me. It's not like I'd need to worry about glutening symptoms the next day...

1. warm Peach Cobbler (yes, it's capitalized.)
2. small batch Bourbon (again, yes.) 3.a Nat Sherman (it's a proper noun, rules are rules.)

Can you tell I'm from down South?

Hard choice. I would also want my Grandma's biscuits and gravy, a braised lamb shank, and some pomme frites.

Something very Paelo, with lots of fat and protein, but most importantly with lots and lots of iron* in it, which is probably THE most essential nutrient for those on Death Row.

• in the form of a file, hacksaw, and handgun...