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I have framed you all for hate speech against low fat diets, and the conventionally wise jury has sentenced you to death. What would your last meal be, if anything was allowed? Including pastured everything, the most esoteric offal, and even, gasp, non-paleo foods!

Mine would be a bacon cheddar burger on a kaiser roll, garlic curly fries, peanut butter cheesecake, and a pint of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked ice cream.

This is truly a hard question though. Do any of your last meals not include any meat? I'm actually not a big meat fan except for burgers and bacon.

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You, out of revenge for framing me. That's gotta be paleo :)

Plus, I bet your n-3:n-6 ratio is better than most of the jury.

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Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby. As many pints as they'll give me.

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Bugger food if I am dying, Id go for drugs, if I was going to die soon. Lots of opiates, pot and a little MDMA, or ghb.

Then id be grinning softly as they flip the switch, and feel less pain.

If i had to pick "food", id still pick drugs.

Huge bottle of bourbon (ethanol), and some kinda giant icecream bowl of chocolate mudcake icecream (sugar), and several bars of the darkest chocolate possible (PEA+cannabinoids+theobromine/caffiene).

Though it would suck having that kinda hang over while being executed. Hmm.

So theres a good probability id just for for something paleo

(perhaps some berries, macadamias, load of roast lamb+mint, some tallow fried veges with butter melted all over and a hunk of aged cheese with a glass of sparkling mineral+cranberry juice with a wedge of lemon)

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Everything on the non paleo food list! Loads of sugar and white flour!

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In San Diego we call them "carne asada fries." French fries, ground carne asada, sour cream, cheese, guacamole, hot sauce. Bam.

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Nostalgic foods from different points in my life would be the most enjoyable for me...

Pancakes and waffles with butter and actual syrup, bacon on the side.

A McDonalds Happy Meal

Some how get my hands on some 3d doritos

A Lunchable

Grilled cheese, soaked in the butter it was cooked in

Peanutbutter and Jelly

Slice of cheese pizza

And probably a original monster to wash it all down (I always drank these for the taste, not the stimulants)

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Appetizer: freshly made corn chips with homemade salsa & guacamole, and a pitcher of frozen margaritas.

Main Course: homemade spaghetti with italian sausage & meatballs & garlic bread with a bottle of Chianti

Dessert: pumpkin pie with whipped cream & coffee

Then, kill me quick before the indigestion sets in.

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