Are crawfish from the dirty Mississippi waters paleo? Is the oil-tainted gulf seafood off-limits? Is it okay if her supposedly paleo romantic interest drinks blood from victims who gorge on beignets? Will gluten harm their half-breed offspring? So many loose ends!
Part of me wants to say that victims who gorge on beignets (which my friend on Magazine Street lovingly refers to as 'Big-Nutz') would have delicious fatty marbling. However, if humans aren't really built to eat wheat (just as cows aren't really built to eat...well...other cows), then that fatty marbling may be akin to feed-lot veal.
Augh, the contradictions!
I'd actually prefer if she ate grass-fed beef from a lush pasture in an idyllic setting rather than questionable crawfish. Blaaghh. And totally avoid the beignet contamination!! She must find a worthy mate who abstains from gluten or else their babbies will not thrive.
Have you seen the Unxerworld???! omg amazing. Nothing harms the half breed even gluten... ha ahaah. my diet rec for a paleo nutritionist with vampy viral genetics? Visit the local Crossfit gym where gluten free, hot, hard bodies congregate. who knows. you might get lucky and find adequate blood with extra iron(hemachromatosis, ege northern european/viking) descent)!
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