Impress me with your gluten free creativity and let's have a haiku competition.
The winner gets Kamal Patels voice on their home answering machine.
Again in case you forgot the haiku class in emelentary school, they go like this:
Haikus consist of three lines, consisting of five, seven and five syllables respectively.
Haikus are easy,
Sometimes they do not make sense,
Is this Paleo? / if you have to ask me, well / the answer is no
Enjoy most whole foods / avoid grains, sugar, gluten / and get enough rest
You can keep your bread
Gimme some bacon instead
Is that beef grass-fed?
And mine rhymes too saywhutttt
There once was a gal from Schmitting
Who ate a whole cow in one sitting
Liver, brains, pancreas too
Until erupted a startling moo
Not to mention the hooves she was...
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