Paleo Diet and Paleolithic Diet Questions & Answers

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Ok gang,

Impress me with your gluten free creativity and let's have a haiku competition.

The winner gets Kamal Patels voice on their home answering machine.

Again in case you forgot the haiku class in emelentary school, they go like this:

Haikus consist of three lines, consisting of five, seven and five syllables respectively.

Ex.

Haikus are easy,

Sometimes they do not make sense,

Refrigerator.

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edited May 26 at 14:46

asked May 24 at 3:08

ThinnerStrength
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Will do anything/ for paleohacks up votes/ Except maybe that – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 4:01

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Don't forget that it's traditional to reference a season, and there's usually a juxtaposition of two images or ideas. – Casey May 24 at 4:13

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it is now late spring / Kent Cowgill please don't read this / Kent Cowgill read this. – Colin H May 24 at 4:22

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Love the refrigerator tag. – Kelly May 24 at 4:32

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Oh tasty morsel/ tell me not your nutrients/ I am only a beast/ -Alexander – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 4:40

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Jen · Answer 1 · 2012-05-24 05:40:39Z UTC

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Is this Paleo? / if you have to ask me, well / the answer is no

Enjoy most whole foods / avoid grains, sugar, gluten / and get enough rest

answered May 24 at 5:40

Jen
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Love these two! – Jean May 24 at 8:38

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Paleo haiku?/Poems are neolithic!/Time to drive home now. – PaleoVenus May 25 at 2:28

Casey · Answer 2 · 2012-05-24 04:10:12Z UTC

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cinnamon, sugar / toasted white bread, margarine / falling health, like leaves

answered May 24 at 4:10

Casey
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Hello! It's a nightshade/ how local is it really?/ Drown it in butter – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 4:56

April S. · Answer 3 · 2012-05-24 04:17:14Z UTC

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You can keep your bread
Gimme some bacon instead
Is that beef grass-fed?

And mine rhymes too saywhutttt

answered May 24 at 4:17

April S.♦
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any grass-finished beef?/ should cod liver be fermented?/ is it hyper-palatable? – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 5:01

Colin H · Answer 4 · 2012-05-24 03:33:27Z UTC

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Do not Overlook / the Elephant in the Room / Orthorexia

answered May 24 at 3:33

Colin H
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Very smart answer/ It's unfortunately true/ are starches really safe? – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 3:41

beef and brocolli/ it is the sweetest form of/ orthorexia - Alfredo – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 4:50

Joshua · Answer 5 · 2012-05-24 12:14:36Z UTC

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Paleohacks is
Community based around
Mostly poop questions

answered May 24 at 12:14

Joshua
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LOLOLOLOL....sigh. – PaleoVenus May 24 at 17:01

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Paleohacks newbie, I am. Talk like Yoda, I do. Give now, me votes please. – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 17:36

Kamal · Answer 6 · 2012-05-24 04:17:01Z UTC

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You say I only

hear what I want to. You say

I act so Dr. Oz

answered May 24 at 4:17

Kamal♦
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.....so . – Kamal♦ May 24 at 4:17

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too many syllables. haiku fail :( – Kamal♦ May 24 at 4:17

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But now we know you're a Lisa Loeb fan. – April S.♦ May 24 at 4:21

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Turn frown upside down/ Cause we still love you Kamal/ Sorry we hacked your balls – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 4:22

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LOLOL. omigod i'm rolling. I dunno if i should keep reading, i might hurt something. – PaleoVenus May 24 at 17:03

Marcy · Answer 7 · 2012-05-24 03:22:21Z UTC

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Feeling amazing / Likely the lamb tongue and eggs / Kashi: dead to me.

answered May 24 at 3:22

Marcy
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It's soy paleo!/ said Kamal on Facebook today/ Paleo gurus not impressed – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 3:47

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Kashi: dead to me. AHAHAHAHHAHHA. yes, there was a time I thought that was the perfect food. sigh. – PaleoVenus May 24 at 17:00

Karen P. · Answer 8 · 2012-05-24 04:03:32Z UTC

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There once was a gal from Schmitting

Who ate a whole cow in one sitting

Liver, brains, pancreas too

Until erupted a startling moo

Not to mention the hooves she was...

Oh, sorry. Wrong form!

answered May 24 at 4:03

Karen P.
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A Burrito please/ but without the wrap. No beans./ Thanks, no chips either – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 4:59

malapert · Answer 9 · 2012-05-24 05:55:31Z UTC

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This should be simple
Expansion begets strangeness
A tub full of ice

edited May 24 at 5:55

answered May 24 at 5:47

malapert
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I don't understand/Is this a reference to Kruse?/It needs ellipses... – PaleoVenus May 25 at 2:40

Colin H · Answer 10 · 2012-05-24 03:48:42Z UTC

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Zombie Utopic- / Lo! Hordes of Free-Range Humans! / Lovely Juicy Brains

answered May 24 at 3:48

Colin H
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Mmmmmm..... Braaaaains/ muuust eeeat arrrre deliiiiiiciiiioooous / PaleoApproved? Pendergrass!!! – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 3:57

familygrokumentarian · Answer 11 · 2012-05-24 12:04:31Z UTC

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Over Thanksgiving

Politics and religion

Just don't bring up food

answered May 24 at 12:04

familygrokumentarian
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Kelly · Answer 12 · 2012-05-24 04:29:03Z UTC

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They say eat whole grains,

and shun saturated fat.

We just Eat Real Food.

answered May 24 at 4:29

Kelly
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Um, is this grass-fed? / Add gelatin to your tea/ start drinking bone broth – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 4:54

Colin H · Answer 13 · 2012-05-24 03:37:30Z UTC

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disclaimers aside / Harris, Guyenet, Sisson / are names of Gurus.

not very funny, I'll do better...

edited May 24 at 3:37

answered May 24 at 3:27

Colin H
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Harry Truman, Doris Day / Red China Johnny Ray / Kruse didn't start the fire – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 3:36

Colin H · Answer 14 · 2012-05-24 04:39:07Z UTC

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1 2 3 4 5 / 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 / unhappy 7...

answered May 24 at 4:39

Colin H
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Kerry Gold Butter, Checking my poop for ketones, Let's Call It A Day. - Thomas Seay – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 4:46

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hahaha! nice one. – Colin H May 24 at 5:20

HuntingBears · Answer 15 · 2012-05-24 12:19:02Z UTC

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Paleo hacks is / bad for newbs to the lifestyle / it complicates things

Paleo has yet / to make me look or feel good / I hope it does soon

edited May 24 at 12:19

answered May 24 at 12:11

HuntingBears
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You should get a book / You can follow that book too / Come back in a year. – Joshua May 24 at 12:23

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^ i.e. I think that newbs are better off getting a book from one guru, following it, then using the "hacks" here to augment after they have the basics. – Joshua May 24 at 12:24

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good idea you guys / I will try mark sisson first / and see how i go – HuntingBears May 24 at 16:37

mark sisson! great start!/cordain was my start and then/Mark said fat's okay! – PaleoVenus May 24 at 17:05

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Still love Mark Sisson / He popped my primal cherry / Now: paleo slut. – Annika May 24 at 21:38

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Dan · Answer 16 · 2012-05-24 16:12:52Z UTC

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A good source of fat? / Avocados are divine. / Protein? Wild salmon.

answered May 24 at 16:12

Dan
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PaleoVenus · Answer 17 · 2012-05-24 17:25:05Z UTC

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grass-fed rib eye steak/ keeps my waste very tiny/ with bodacious cheeks ;)

Marilyn Monroe/ The best modern cave woman?/ she loved to eat meat

body comp is great/ but health is more important/ I feel amazing

answered May 24 at 17:25

PaleoVenus
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"Vegetarian", is Native American, word for "bad hunter". – ThinnerStrength May 24 at 22:09

Joy · Answer 18 · 2012-05-24 20:48:41Z UTC

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I am wide awake

After I eat my lunch now

No more food coma!

answered May 24 at 20:48

Joy
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