Paleo Diet and Paleolithic Diet Questions & Answers

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Just saw one pop up over there --------->

WTF? What's next, the Pillsbury Doughboy?

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it's a safe starch man, chill out. – foreveryoung Jul 4 at 11:45

Tell me how many processed breakfast cereals show up on Paleo menus. – UncleLongHair Jul 4 at 12:36

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foreveryoung was joking. – MathGirl72 Jul 4 at 15:34

But they're gluten free! Eat them with some heavy cream or coconut milk :) – FED at LiveCaveman.com Jul 4 at 20:07

But not sugar free. – Chinaeskimo Jul 4 at 21:59

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Happy Now · Answer 1 · 2012-07-04 06:53:23Z UTC

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Those ads are targeted for each individual, what else have you been lookin' at?

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Yea, mine are all 1800petmeds and home depot. Guess what I've been doing tonight! – Lyndsie Jul 4 at 7:00

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You've been building your dog a medicine cabinet? – Neil Jul 4 at 7:07

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Mine are porn... just kidding! I don't have any :) – VB Jul 4 at 7:10

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That sure beats the horrid diet ads I get. They're even animated with someone wobbling their belly fat -- gross!! – eddieosh Jul 4 at 8:46

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The current ad is The Wedding Suite at Nordstrom -- I've been married more than 10 years. Subtle hint that I need to get remarried? And start eating cereal for breakfast? – UncleLongHair Jul 4 at 12:33

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FuelRestMotion · Answer 2 · 2012-07-04 07:31:41Z UTC

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Wasnt the Honey Badger eating rice crispies a while back and copping lots of flack for doing so?

answered Jul 4 at 7:31

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since when does the Honey Badger care? – McKenzie Jul 4 at 9:11

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when the honey badger passes out from a poisonous snake bite it dreams about not giving a s&&&t about eating a rice krispy treat and then wakes up and continues eating animals like it was meant to. – Bill1102inf Jul 4 at 12:08

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Honey badger don't give a sh&t. – Dave S. Jul 4 at 19:11

Mscott · Answer 3 · 2012-07-04 07:20:49Z UTC

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Rice Krispies; are they a safe starch? Let the heated debate begin.

answered Jul 4 at 7:20

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Hmm, can I make a marshmallow with glucose syrup or brown rice syrup? Perfect Health Diet Rice Krispie Treats! :) – AmandaLP Jul 4 at 12:13

MathGirl72 · Answer 4 · 2012-07-04 15:36:11Z UTC

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I keep the ads for entertainment. Who knew I had erectile dysfunction or would need the little blue pill?

answered Jul 4 at 15:36

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	I think I've heard of docs prescribing Viagra to women! I'd imagine that the erectile tissue responds the same way whether the user is male or female. – FED at LiveCaveman.com Jul 4 at 20:09
	LOL. I get some weird ones too. Like shampoo and volume control (I currently have no hair). – Chinaeskimo Jul 4 at 22:01

spayne · Answer 5 · 2012-07-04 12:32:45Z UTC

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Use the adblock plus extension.

answered Jul 4 at 12:32

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Chinaeskimo · Answer 6 · 2012-07-04 21:53:30Z UTC

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I trained Kenny (the raccoon) to dunk a basketball using rice krispie treats.

Kenny Plays Ball

Despite this video, he was a nasty beast, who bit the Sh*t out of me once he got older. He eventually moved out.

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Chinaeskimo
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	My aunt and uncle had a raccoon that loved marshmallows. They had to put a padlock on his habitat to keep him from getting the marshmallows out of the very top of the kitchen cabinet. It's amazing how smart raccoons are! But, as you experienced, they are wild animals and can turn on you! – MathGirl72 Jul 4 at 22:07
	Yep, that was the only reason I started training him. He would ambush me and attack, but after about a week with the clicker, if he was challenging me, I would give him the "ball" command and that would diffuse the behavior. He moved out on his own about one month later. I still miss the bastard. – Chinaeskimo Jul 5 at 2:18

HuntingBears · Answer 7 · 2012-07-04 22:43:42Z UTC

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All I get is allsaints spittlefields cos i shop there sometimes, you've been trawling for kellogs bro!

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Rice Krispies ads on PaleoHacks? Really?

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