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Since going Paleo, I've read my fair share about phytates, lectins, etc. Throw in a couple evolutionary psychology blogs that argue that plants don't want to be eaten (and that we shouldn't be eating ANY of them) and I start to wonder about the evil, natural pesticides and other chemicals lurking in my delicious looking bowl of blueberries. But, if this is all true, why are there so many plants that look like the body parts they're good for? I remember reading a book as a kid that talked about this. It was something like this: http://docakilah.wordpress.com/2012/06/18/foods-that-look-like-body-parts-theyre-good-for/, but more in-depth. Is nature just trying to tell us that these plants are safe, and all the others are homicidal?

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While I doubt it goes that far, it does seem like plants signal themselves via appearance. Poisonous plants and mild altering plants seem to have characteristic flowers. For example - nightshades. – Jamie Aug 6 at 3:44
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Doctrine of signatures?! Seriously? I thought that idea went out in the 1500s or so. Science is good; maybe you should check out the more current versions. – Karen Aug 6 at 13:19
Karen, there are still lots of cultures that believe in this theory. I never said I do or don't. I think with enough myopic vision, we could find a way to condemn every "food" on this earth, which I think Paleohackers have a tendency to do sometimes. Once again, missing the sarcastic tone of the question. – valkyrie Aug 6 at 21:29

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"Why are there so many plants that look like the body parts they're good for?"

Pure coincidence. If I tried I could probably make a list of plants that look like the body part they're bad for. Let me give it a try:

That is the fungi gyromitra esculenta, or the false morel. Kind of looks like a brain doesn't it? It contains the toxin gyromitrin, which has a number of negative effects. Gyromitrin can cause dizziness, lethargy, vertigo, headaches, and in high doses, severe neurological disfunction, seizures, coma, and death. Sounds like it's pretty bad for the brain doesn't it? Or there's this:

These are berries from the Arum Lily. In big clumps like the ones in the upper right they sort of look like alveoli of the lungs. When consumed, the berries have a tendency to inflame the lining of the throat, leading to difficulty breathing. Finally this:

On the left in this picture we have fava beans. I've never had fava beans myself, although I hear they're pretty good with liver and a nice chiani. On the right we have red blood cells. I think there is some resemblance between the two. Uncooked fava beans contain the toxin divicine. Divicine is hemotoxic, because it destroys red blood cells. So fava beans are perhaps bad for red blood cells.

Anyway, my point in all of this; what a plant looks like is not really the best measure of its health effects.

Also, just because plants don't want to be eaten doesn't mean they're bad for us.

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+1 for the "Silence of the Lambs" reference! – MiMintzer Aug 6 at 16:45
Thanks! Love it! – valkyrie Aug 6 at 21:25
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Are you trolling? OR

Are you religious? AND/OR

Have you forgotten how to think critically?

Do you think these regional plants are good for the health of the individual organs of all the other animals of the earth as well as humans? Or are humans just magically special in this way?

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i just read further down that page and see that you must be trolling. this is the dumbest thing ever. boobs look like citrus? onions look like cells?! sorry i took the bait.. have fun! – hotlava Aug 6 at 2:15
not trolling. not religious. semi light-hearted question, duh. sure, probably good for all animals. so, medicinal systems like ayurveda are not that old in the grand scheme of things, but ayurveda mentions these things. – valkyrie Aug 6 at 2:17
i'm also not a huge paleo blog reader, but i've noticed a trend of some paleo-ers (that write blogs) barely eating fruits or veggies - hence the semi silly question. – valkyrie Aug 6 at 2:20
all righty then... – hotlava Aug 6 at 3:26
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In the vein of your light-hearted question -

Which plant looks like brains? I know some Hackers I'd like to feed it to.

Also, I have heard that is why ginseng is promoted as such a healthy thing - because the root looks like a little human so it is good for the whole body!

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Walnuts are the brain builders! Haha. Is it just me...or has Paleohacks taken on a really bitchy tone? – valkyrie Aug 6 at 2:56
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OMG walnuts do kinda look like lil brains, if you can keep them whole! And to be honest and depending which side seems bitchy to you, I contribute heavily to the bitchy. :) – Varelse Aug 6 at 3:07
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Ha! I guess I more meant - are Paleohackers taking this site wayyyyyy too seriously? Where's the fun and sarcasm? – valkyrie Aug 6 at 3:21
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Okay, we're allies then! It's probably a side effect of kicking my stand-up comedy habit. My snark has got to come out somewhere and I no longer have a stage to stand on and an audience to subject to it, so... you're welcome, Internet. – Varelse Aug 6 at 3:23
You can joke without condemning.... It's a cool question to explore. No harm in experimenting with ideas intellectually. – Dan Aug 6 at 5:19
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So about cucumbers and zucchini... are they going to harm me?

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Not if you are male. – MathGirl72 Aug 6 at 14:03
The green color could be off putting. – Karen Aug 6 at 22:36
So spikey cucumbers would harm females though? – primallykosher Aug 7 at 1:26
In more ways than one. – MathGirl72 Aug 7 at 13:48
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I've seen an eggplant with a nose shaped like Jimmy Durante. It was good for a laugh.

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