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At the risk of sounding like a big baby, here goes...

I love kale and I know it's really good for you, but I get irrationally stressed over cleaning it, since at least a few leaves are usually covered with aphids. I'm tired of spending so much time looking in every little fold and crevice, and it seems stupid that I get so twitchy just because of some bugs on my food. Have any of you found a faster method for removing the little buggers, than going leaf-by-leaf and picking them off?

My mom once suggested soaking in soapy water, but that didn't work for me. I've also tried just blasting them with the faucet, which doesn't work either, and right now I have a leaf soaking in salt water...still waiting to see the results of that one.

I keep trying to tell myself, "They're just extra protein!", but not working :)

Any input is really, really appreciated!

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I was blissfully ignorant until now... :( – balor123 Aug 24 at 21:27
I bought some particularly bad broccoli, where the aphids had made their way inbetween the individual buds of the florets and it was impossible to get them out. No way to unsee that...I've been a tad OCD about it ever since. – judybot Aug 24 at 21:43
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Humans still produce the enzymes needed to digest insects. Gross, but just saying... :) – raydawg Aug 25 at 13:28

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So I won't say just eat it -- but that's what I would do.

Soak in water and vinegar, that will kill off any of the remaining eggs and any bacteria (although it's mostly good bacteria), might not completely remove them, but that ensures that you won't be eating anything other than some shells.

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I love kale too, and it can be such a pain to clean, but I tend to wash each leaf individually under running water and set them aside in colander to dry and then remove the spine and chop.. it's a labor of love. I tend to go for broccoli raab now instead since it seems to scratch the same itch as kale for me, and is a much easier clean, boil it for a few minutes in salted water, drain and then saute. It is much faster and easy with higher reward for efforts, and the leaves are just amazing and remind me of kale, a nice bite, some bitterness, and amazing with garlic and butter!

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Labor of love is right...I bought the most beautiful purple kale from the market yesterday, and couldn't bear to waste any. Normally I'd get stressed and give up about half way through and throw the more "populated" bits away, but this time I scraped the aphids off with a kabob skewer. Small victories! I'll definitely have to sub broccoli rabe once in a while. I love the stuff! Thanks Jackie. – judybot Aug 24 at 16:51
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I've just come to the conclusion that it is a pay or play dichotomy. If you don't want to eat bug bits you have to do the work, or pay someone else to, and buy the pre-bagged washed or frozen stuff.

I have a few methods. One if there aren't too many buggers, is just to take a damp paper towel and quickly wipe down the backside of each leaf and then rinse briefly.

The other like CD said, is to soak those leaves in water with vinegar for a while and agitate every few minutes. It gets the grit off too, which will sink to the bottom. I use my salad spinner to make changing the water easier, and do at least two washes. Then you lay them out on a dish or paper towel, flip them over and remove any remaining critter bits with your fingernail, q-tip, or paper towel.

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Let them soak for about 20 minutes in warm water. Any bugs will drown and then float to the top of the water. Rinse individual leaves if you have a lot of small bugs like aphids. That's what we did with ours to prep for the Farmer's Market. Now I try to buy from people who make the effort to give me clean vegetables.

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I had high hopes, because the organic market by my house has some really beautiful, clean produce. It was a real mind-fk to think a leaf was clean, then flip it over and see a little cluster of 8 little buggers under where one of my fingers was. I think I actually yelped and tossed it in the air. Not one of my proudest moments. – judybot Aug 24 at 19:48
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If you can get them in your area, switch to collard greens. They have lovely large, thick and SMOOTH leaves that are very easy to clean and even tastier than kale.


My standard cleaning method for greens is to completely immerse them in a sink or large bowlful of water and swish them around. Do that 3 times, changing water in between, with the first immersion in salty water to drive out the critters.

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I had some particularly badly infested collards from the grocery store a while back and it scarred me. I'll revisit and go organic this time. Thanks! – judybot Aug 26 at 20:47
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I soaked mine in tepid water and a generous dose of hydrogen peroxide for 20 minutes or so, agitating them once or twice. All the little critters came off, floating in the water and concentrating at the edge of the sink, it was disgusting, there must have been a thousand of them. I rinsed the greens in the other sink, as I usually would, to get any that may have stuck to the leaves due to the soak water being so dense with them. After inspection, I found only a stray one or two that were stuck only by water as they were completely waterlogged and unable to function. I am a raw food juicier and wonder if we miss one here or there and consume it uncooked is there a risk of the insect carrying a pathogen, I.e.:parasite,virus,bacteria,fungus, that could infect us?

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