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What else are you paranoid of ?

If your like me: sunscreen, cleaning chemicals, scented candles, perfume, fabric softener...

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I'm afraid of spiders. – Dan Sep 12 at 22:47
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I'm afraid of yo' mamma – Alvaro Sep 12 at 23:04
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i'm afraid of people who don't know the difference between your and you're. – Renee Sep 12 at 23:43
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@Renee: And their, there, and they're!!! – MathGirl72 Sep 13 at 0:37
What about its and it's? Not to mention should've and "should of" – mindmt Sep 13 at 9:17
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closed as not a real question by miked, MathGirl72, CD, raney, Aughra Sep 13 at 9:46

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I avoid most grains because of the horrible heartburn I get. Am I afraid? No. If I consume it, I deal with the agony and move on.

I also choose not to slather my body with harmful chemicals. Paranoid? No. Just good common sense.

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Yes, what she said – Alvaro Sep 12 at 23:05
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There's a difference between paranoia and prudence. I find it prudent to avoid gluten, otherwise I am fairly certain that I will suffer from an upset stomach and/or migraine.

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I'm not afraid of wheat or gluten. I don't see the point in eating it. I'm not afraid of products, food or otherwise. I either like it or don't, or see it as beneficial or don't.

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I'm afraid of eating it because whenever I do, I experience brain fog, anxiety, fatigue and joint pain.

This isn't a very productive question.

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I'm afraid of teflon, artificial air fresheners and eating foods that are heated in plastic.

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There's a difference between well-founded avoidance of wheat/gluten and blanket one-size-fits-all bans on wheat/gluten. I think most folks here avoid (or not avoid) gluten for the right reasons. I think the diet book crowd probably avoids it for the wrong reasons.

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I'm afraid of entities that are concerned about my "fear" of gluten/wheat products. They are trying to imply there's something wrong with ME.

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Tiramisu is terrifying. Especially when it's very fresh and creamy.

I'd rather face a horde of the walking dead.

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You can always make a paleo version of it. :) Well, primal, at least: beta.primal-palate.com/blog/tiramisu - not sure what you can do to replace the cheese if you're avoiding dairy. Maybe a whipped mix of coconut cream and coconut milk? – raydawg Sep 13 at 10:28
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Fear doesn't really come into it. Paleo means no grains, period.

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Oh it does after you get exposed to wheat by accident - craps, running to the toilet every hour, chills, acid reflux, that certainly put the fear of grains in me after that one time! – raydawg Sep 13 at 10:29
@raydawg: I suppose, then, the first "law" is just eat real food (JERF). If you ate something "contaminated", then this law is critical for you. To satisfy my curiosity, was it packaged food, a sauce in a restaurant? – mindmt Sep 13 at 10:56
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In all seriousness, grains (Bread products in particular, so yes gluten/wheat) make me fart. I work in a small confined room with 4 other people too so I am not very popular when i do occasionally give in and order a pizza.

So its not me who is afraid it is my colleagues.

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