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I love PaleoHacks and answering or helping to answer questions is fun. But sometimes, I can't believe the questions. Do you ever want to just say, "Who cares?"

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You mean like this question? – JeJ Sep 16 at 2:30
His website has become silly. The bulk of the questions are ridiculous. It has unfortunately, finally become just another crappy waste of time Internet forum. It had a good hay day but it's time to put her to bed – ben61820 Sep 16 at 13:11
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What's silly, ben61820, is you advocating eating wheat "if it doesn't bother you." YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. – MathGirl72 Sep 16 at 16:27
In hesitantly posing this question, I was not for a moment referring to a sincere request for information from anyone, whatever their level of understanding. I do believe those who share my occasional frustration understand that, and I am a bit surprised that others insist there is nothing posted that makes them wonder about the sincerity of the questioner. I'm with most of you in encouraging all questions and concerns. – aseafish Sep 23 at 15:51

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Look, people are where they are. What's obvious to one person may not be obvious to another. Really. We're all struggling in one way or another. And what someone is asking may not be their real question. They may just be reaching out for a human being that will help them frame the question. (I see that here ALL the time.) What's the harm in being kind (or at the very least not being mean)? You may be the one person who gave them a break that day or week. One thing you tend to forget is that this goes against the grain in SO many ways. (Yes, that was a pun!).

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^ This. Yes, I get annoyed by some of the questions on here, but let's show some compassion people! – Renee Sep 16 at 1:06
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Like Patti said, people are what they are. Some are stupid. Others are snarky and enjoy pointing out the stupid. – Varelse Sep 16 at 1:09
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there has to be some standard.... there has to be consequences for being stupid or else everyone will be stupid... just take a look around... as the great robb wolf so elegantly stated, "we've created an environment where morons can not only survive, they can thrive." – jake Sep 16 at 1:30
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Not everyone is into singing Kumbaya with the stupid while holding their hand. If that makes you happy, go for it. But it's not for everyone. I know I'm an snarky meanie-head elitist, and I like it that way. – Varelse Sep 16 at 1:50
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lol consequences as in your gonna feel like a dumbass if you ask a dumbass question... not everyone in the world is your mommy – jake Sep 16 at 1:52
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HEY GUYS I ATE 2 STICKS OF BUTTER, AND THEN A POT ROAST.. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, AM I DYING? IS BUTTER REALLY PALEO? DO YOU THINK IT'S FROM A NUTRIENT DEFICIENCY? SHOULD I JUST EAT LOW-FAT NOW?

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then burried in teh comments below. Right before that I had a bowl of fruit loops with milk (raw, cause you know I'm paleo), a liter of soda, and I have a sever allergy to dairy. I don't know what it could be... I really stick to the 80/20. Also I have sever t2 diabetes, but I didn't think I should mention it... – CD Sep 16 at 0:48
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LOL @ AM I DYING? course you are silly everyones dying – jake Sep 16 at 1:05
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BTW I EAT UNTIL I FEEL SICK ALL THE TIME AND ALL MY FRIENDS EAT SNICKERS AND THEY ARE JUST FINE SO WHY DOES MY TUMMY HURT ITZ NOT FAIR AND HOW DO I KNOW WHATS PALEO AND WHATS NOT IF I DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE – Varelse Sep 16 at 1:15
Although I will note that it is plainly written in the FAQ: No question is too trivial or too "newbie". – Priscilla Sep 16 at 1:56
@Pricscilla read the new PH FAQ....it states that you are an idiot and most previously answered questions will get you ridiculed and your question closed...but, please stick around to be spammed by our gay sponsors. Than you. – JayJay Sep 16 at 2:05
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sometimes I wonder how the hell people figured out how to use Paleohacks, but not google... or the search bar in the upper corner.

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As a new paleohacks user (and as someone who's slightly worried that maybe I'm the cause for at least some of the irritation because, on retrospect, some of my questions have been pretty dumb), I'd like to say that the paleohacks search isn't all that helpful and finding the archives isn't exactly intuitive. I've been on forums where there was a really useful "read this shit before you ask a question" page that answered the most common questions or linked to outside resources (and/or that linked to previously asked questions with very good answers), which might be useful here. Of course, such a page is no guarantee that anyone will read it before asking said stupid/repetitive/trolling questions, but instead of everyone posting a million responses that have been posted before, everyone can just bomb them with links to the FAQ page. The FAQ here is good, but it's more about protocol and tone and scope rather than questions that are frequently asked on the forum, per se.

Of course, Google is usually pretty helpful, and I agree that people should research more before embarrassing themselves with dumb questions. (I'm referring to myself, here.)

That having been said, as someone who's new to paleo and in a pretty rural area, sometimes it's just nice to get feedback from other paleo people. It's kind of like having mentor-cavepeople to show me where the clubs and dinosaurs and stuff are.

Just sayin'.

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Julie, it's not likely at all that any of your questions are related to my reflection here. You should always feel free to ask what's on your mind. The questions I was thinking about when I wrote this are almost unrelated to Paleo at all. – aseafish Sep 16 at 1:45
I agree, the search function on this site is very limited... I feel like when I search a topic only a fraction of the related questions come up as results. – jjtitus Sep 18 at 11:42
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YES. I also often want to say "WTF? What is wrong with you? Why would you do that?!"

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i've thought about this so many times... sometimes im just like chill out people who the f cares how many grams of fructose are in an apple... it's an apple not a snickers bar.......

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The questions that include, "Is 'x-food' paleo?" drive me up the wall. Asking that kind of question typically means you know the answer but don't like it. You know what's not paleo? Sitting here asking about it while you drink your bullet-proof coffee in front of a laptop on a couch in a climate controlled house/apartment :)

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Yes! The answer to all questions: Eat whole foods, eat when you're hungry, stop when you're full. Do what makes you feel good.

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YES. this X10000000000000 – jake Sep 16 at 0:52
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YES. And it seems like every other day, someone asks if marijuana is paleo.

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Lol yes I've seen those questions, im not a druggie so I don't bother with those. But the awnser is probably yes as it's a plant... But why do drugs? – fromthericefields Sep 16 at 9:38
Marijuana? For nausea, pain, various mental illnesses... it can be used therapeutically. – Varelse Sep 16 at 16:55
I don't disagree- I just see it every other day! – Katie Sep 17 at 18:38
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I think someone's been in ketosis for too long.

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For me, I want to tell people to listen to their body more or say "eat it and see how you feel." Too many people ask for objective, universal answers to questions about things that are different for everybody.

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So much word.

I am also often compelled to ask if they even bothered to do a modicum of research-- I'm all for asking follow up questions, tweaks, and people searching for more details. But some of the questions show that they haven't bothered to even figure out the most basic tenets of this way of eating.

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I usually dont read those questions, as I try not to get annoyed over the interwebs, it seems futile and unhealthy. Doesnt always work, but most of the time it does. Real life is filled with no less naivety, confusion, drama or trivia, so remaining chill is good practice.

On the whole, I think human beings are amusing and strange creatures. Which, when I have a good sense of objectivity, can be a great source for a giggle.

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This question does not embody what paleo hacks is about.

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Paleohacks is about asking questions that are stupid/easilyGoogled/alreadyaskedamilliontimes/basic? Or is it about creating dummy accounts and calling yourself "you'reawank"? – Varelse Sep 16 at 1:27
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The lip balm question got me. For the love! It is lip balm! You aren't eating it. Hopefully.

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Actually you do consume part of the lip balm you apply. Because it's ON YOUR MOUTH. I find it perfectly normal for someone in the Paleo world to turn their mind to the chemicals they apply to their bodies, especially those directly on orifices! – Renee Sep 16 at 1:09
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Can't eat it don't use it is what some people say – fromthericefields Sep 16 at 9:39
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YES! I swear...I think some people are actually jealous they are not living in paleolithic times.Do you not get that every person back then would kill, literally kill, to have our resources?

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I'm not so sure they would, actually, if they knew the real costs. (Daniel Quinn FTW!) – Varelse Sep 16 at 2:06
Lol I'd love to try a real Paleo lifestyle. But not that far back, I'd be comfortable at the age where domescated animals came into the picture. The Bedouin seem like a good example minus the grain. – fromthericefields Sep 16 at 9:42
Every person back then? This is the kind of exaggeration and simplification thats becoming so common these days....sigh....:P – Jamie Sep 16 at 12:50
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Dude...who cares?

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Dude, my life...wtf? – Satchmo Sep 18 at 1:35
errr line.......... – Satchmo Sep 18 at 1:35
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Yeah. Thought to be fair I blurt and so if it is a stupid question I tend to say so. I guess that's why half of you hate me and the other 49 percent can't stand me. Blame the 1% that encourage me.

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I'm finally part of the 1%! – Varelse Oct 5 at 20:27
It's been nice knowin' ya luckie! Message me on FB sometime. – Satchmo Nov 4 at 6:49
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Just eat real whole foods, live life, laugh and be happy. Dont sweat the small stuff.

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