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i bought about two pounds of crab , shell broken down to about 1.1 pounds of cooked crab from whole foods today. it tasted pretty good. is crab paleo? is it a good idea to include this on a regular basis?

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What makes you think it wouldn't be paleo? – emptyvacuum Dec 3 2010 at 9:55

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No because crabs were invented 6000 years ago.

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Yes, unless it looks like this

I don't recommend eating beings from other dimensions, as they can cause some digestive disturbance.

I explore this further in my latest blog post

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Mi-go is technically fungus, I thought. OH NOEZ MY MUSHROOMS AINT PALEOZ! – gone2croatan Dec 3 2010 at 2:55
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If the paleo thing doesn't cut it I'm moving to a diet based on the scriptures of the Necronomicon! – haig Dec 3 2010 at 5:04
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Haig, according to this policy paper, Cthulhu does follow a healthy paleo diet! "A) The Great Cthulhu is in perfect health, and due to its high metabolism and steady diet of human flesh, has no pathetic human need for exercise. In fact, those humans caught jogging will be destroyed immediately." cthulhu.org/cthulhu/positions.html – Bread-Eating Beelzebub Dec 3 2010 at 13:55
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I got crabs from a dream date with a Neanderthal. They were both Paleo. I am not proud of everything in my past human history.

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Crab is paleo, unless that was a typo and you meant "carb." ;0)

The question "Is yadda yadda paleo?" comes up a lot. The general rule is, something is paleo if you can imagine harvesting it straight from nature and eating it on the spot. This is especially true for wild animals like crab.

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Giant enemy ones?

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Speaking of krabs, there's this really amazing food called a 'Krabby Patty'. Ever since my first taste of it, I've been trying to reverse engineer the recipe. I just can't seem to do it! I've even begged the inventor for his secret formula but no such luck. That guy is stingy!

If you ever find yourself in Bikini Bottom, I recommend you stop by the Krusty Krab and try one yourself. You won't be sorry!

P.s. The counter guy was a jerk, but the line cook really loves his work.

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yes, unless it's a mutant.

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It fought with Godzilla and lost! – Eva Dec 3 2010 at 2:46
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Crabs are definitely paleo. All seafood is. Definitely.

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hell yea its paleo. with some ghee ftw

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Ghee is friggin'amazing. I havent tasted butter in years. It isa a beautiful thing. – Dr. B Dec 3 2010 at 2:20
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Yes, crab is Paleo.

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.....and what do you mean by regular basis? Should you eat it once a week as part of a pure paleo diet? Hell yeah you should!!

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The real question is: are crabs Paleo? Because I've got this itchy sensation...

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Yes - unless it looks like this alt text

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