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Cavemen didn't. I suspect not wiping creates a self cleaning ass?

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Do you wanna do an N=1 experiment for a month and report back? – Rob Oct 13 at 3:55
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Who says cavemen didn't wipe their asses? – Dan Oct 13 at 5:25
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Your "sense of humour" has all the charm, wit and subtelty of a poop in your bed. – Jamie Oct 13 at 12:49
people in 3rd world countries wipe there ass with there left hand. Feel free to Google this fact don't ask me how I know. If you do go to a 3rd world countries make sure you shake with your right hand you never know. – matthew Oct 14 at 12:35

closed as blatantly offensive by Jackie, David Moss, raney, Sol, Jamie Oct 13 at 12:50

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An astute observation. With an intellect as razor sharp as yours, clearly you are not caveman material.

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Fattie? My intercostals and obliques have been visible for many, many years, despite my use of toilet paper. But you do make a point.. There is the possibility of an association between paleo followers and a need to lose weight.. My, my, a mind like a steel trap. – meta Oct 13 at 4:22
@Harry: re, "intercostals and obliques": pix or it didn't happen. (No pix needed of toilet paper use....) ;-) – Christopher Gagnon Oct 13 at 11:37
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Menses and ass wiping... you're on a roll tonight, aren't you?

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Tequila gets her quite kinky. – JayJay Oct 13 at 4:54
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Not that I should be legitimizing this with an answer but I can't help myself.

When one poops in a squatting position there is less mess and less need to wipe. That said, people in third world countries that cannot afford toilet paper often use one of their hands to wipe if there is excess and in countries like India, because of that, there is a taboo against eating with your left hand, which is presumed to be the wiping hand.

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Oh I get it now. A wise ass.

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Zing!! I like that one. – Jane D Oct 13 at 4:20
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They found a way...likely using a multitude of things.

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first I thought of...

Ass - http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu88zPd931qiqrauo1_500.gif

Which obviously lead me too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

...someone is out there using this thing...right...now...live in fear...

Truth.

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Wiping with paper is totally modern. Obviously.

Most small settlements and camps would obligatorily lie near running water, streams, rivers, etc. A perfect place to clean oneself. Just the smell of what emerges from the anus, and the way it would attract all manner of flying and crawling creatures would, in time, be enough to show even the most primitive individual to have it be far from where he ate, slept and sexed. As well as the desire to remove the remnants of the aforementioned defecation from one's one external skin areas.

Leaves would be an obvious choice if water were not readily available.

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Perhaps the need to wipe grows when we don underwear and pants (which maybe cavemen didn't do). And wiping with leaves could have provided a "teachable moment" for young cavechildren. Poison ivy? Stinging nettle? Bet they only tried those once....

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