Inspired by the eating out thread, I just wanted to check in and let any of my fellow Paleo family know about this supremely cost-effective Paleo Menu Hack for dining at Chipotle.
I have something of a famous menu hack on my resume already, having co-created the video that spread the Ghetto Big Mac far and wide. I didn't create that sandwich - that dubious distinction belonged to my co-star Dallas. And I didn't invent this Chipotle hack either (learned of it in the comments at this Robb Wolf post) but I have tried it many times and have evangelized it to strangers and so then here we are.
Ghetto Burrito Bowl
The staple paleo options on the official Chipotle menu are obviously going to be a salad or burrito bowl where you hold the rice and beans and load up on ethically raised meat, soybean-oil (eww) drenched fajita veggies, salsa, and yummy fats like (depending on how "paleo" you are) sour cream, cheese (heretic!) and guacamole. The bowl starts off at a high price and then goes up by another $1.75 if you add guacamole - and if you dont take guac at Chipotle, I don't trust you. By the time you're done ordering this standard meat bowl plus guacamole at my local Chipotle you've passed the $9 mark even if you didn't take extra meat.
Enter the hack! The Ghetto Burrito Bowl says let's strip this down to the essentials and go only with what we really crave the most. Veggies are nice but if we can get Meat, more Meat and Guacamole for half the price of the usual bowl then we can skip the veggies right?
Well all you have to do is ask.
Tell the first scooper that you want a burrito bowl with no rice or beans, ask for your favorite meat and then ask for an extra helping of the same or another meat. I like to go with Carnitas and Barbacoa. Let the Chipotle employee know that you understand you will be charged extra for extra meat. You want 2 or maybe even 3 portions if you're feeling especially godlike.
Your bowl will get passed to the fixins person at which point you will tell the person you're done. You just want meat in that bowl and that's it. Don't have them add the guac because that will just complicate matters at the cash-register. They will give you a funny look and then hand it to the cashier letting them know you have 2 (or 3) sides of meat. If this doesn't get successfully communicated you may have to help them along.
Now make sure to order your side of guacamole. It will come in a little cup which you will mix with your meat when you have arrived back at your table.
You have now bought a nice heaping portion of meat and guac for $5. 2 sides of meat at $1.50 each plus $1.75 for a guacamole. You're spending about $5 on the best parts of your $9 burrito bowl. That's some serious Paleo Hacking right there.
Have you been this intrepid at Chipotle? Or do you have other Paleo Menu Hacks to suggest? Let's have them then!
Oh yes, I've tried this about a dozen times, with interesting results. A few ways to do it:
If you're into salsa (not nightshade-free), options two and three increase your chances of getting salsa without too much confusion. The pricing is fickle, due to different cashiers, so do your best to smile widely.
Note that this also works at bizzaro Chipotle (aka Qdoba).
This is good stuff, and Chipotle is one of my favorite places, but ever since I found out that they put soybean oil in everything, I have gone there much less. They even have it in the oh-so-delicious barbacoa beef, which I used to eat all the time, even recently. The only meat there that qualifies is the carnitas. The chips, shells, steak, veggies, rice ALL have soybean oil.
Don't hate the messenger. Chipotle needs to switch to another oil like avocado oil or extra virgin olive oil.
I tried this today, and I wanted to say that, at least for the steak and carnitas, the price has increased to $2.25. I paid $6.77 for steak, carnitas, and guac. Still a better deal than a bowl with two meats and all the veggies, but still not as cheap as one would be led to believe.
I tried this in Washington, DC this afternoon and it cost me $6.75 after tax for guacamole and two sides of chicken. I'm trying to cut my sugar and other white carbs (rice, flour) for a little while. This was nice because it was still exactly the same number of calories as I normally eat (rice, chicken, cheese, lettuce, corn, mild salsa) but it had twice the protein.
There was some initial surprise at first, but they kept taking the lid off the bowl and eventually wrote '2 sides' on it. I might consider doing the same thing tomorrow.
Thanks for posting this!
i did this today at chipotle. asked for "for here." asked for no rice, no beans. asked for carnitas and steak. they asked if i wanted "double" meat (meaning two normal amounts of meat, mixed together), or half and half. i said half and half. they gave a decent amount of each meat. scoop of guac at the end (which I think is $1.80). guy at the end rang it up. total was $4.40. i don't know if i schemed 'em or if that's the normal 'half and half' price. seemed too low. so yay. a filling, paleo-ish fast food meal for living in LA.
Did this today in NYC. Extra chicken (2 @ 2.07) - 4.14 Extra Barbacoa - 2.53 Guac - 2.07
Subtotal before tax 8.74
Yum. Definitely better than ordering the bowl with extra meat and adding guac. Although ordering online with veggies, double meat, guac, resulted in more food than ordering at the store.
Have any of you ever had an MSG reaction to the steak at Chipotle? Every time I get the beef, I inevitably wind up with "the big chill" creeping up the back of my neck. Would the carnitas or barbacoa be a smarter choice?
I used to eat chipotle more but I tend to stay away from it now as something in it agitates me. They cook everything is soybean oil, I'm not sure if that is what does it. http://www.chipotle.com/en-US/menu/special_diet_information/special_diet_information.aspx