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and if anyone is serious...where are or will you be located??? -- North Florida anyone??

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either "Cave" or "The Cave" . Decor would depend on what type of restaurant -- high end or low? Either way I would make it look like a cave – KL Mar 15 2011 at 15:47
I like it, a friend of mine made a cave type enterance to her hair shop then make 3D Palm trees, sand and tiki bar (which is where you pay) for her salon...I could see it as being changed to make it a cool place for Tropical Grok. – paleoprimal Mar 15 2011 at 23:29
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Two words on decor: stalactites and stalagmites. Everything else is just mood lighting. – familygrokumentarian Mar 17 2011 at 19:51
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FUnny!...would you have a big Club by the front door? How about boulders to sit on and the dinner plate is held in your hand.... – paleoprimal Mar 18 2011 at 1:23

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My first idea was "Against The Grain", because it has multiple meanings and it's catchy, but there are already several organizations out there with this slogan (google). There's even a gourmet food website that's all about that, plus againstthegrain.com and against-the-grain.com is already taken, so I ditched it. But good luck Gary.

I've thought of the following names:

Coconut Cave

Pasture Palace

Green Grass Grove

Jack Kronk's Cave

The Old Stone

The Grassy Cow

The Cream Rises

Decor, regardless of name, very warm colors, leaning toward a dark ambiance, to give it a rich look. The type of people that would eat here would need to be fairly well to do (maybe $15-$40 a plate), so I think a high quality decor scheme with a solid theme about it would do best. It would bring people into the 'experience' of it all. A "Cave" theme sounds most appropriate, given the context. But something 'wild' with earthy colors like orange, browns, grays. I also think having some sort of "express" type of deal would be a good idea too, to cater to people who want to quickly get some of this type of food when they're out but don't want to sit down and pay $60-$80/couple.

Food:

Grass Fed Beef and some Grain Fed Beef options - wide variety of steaks

Grass Fed Lamb - multiple options

Maybe some game like Bison / Deer and others

Some Pork options, including the best bacon possible

Pastured Egg dishes, especially for breakfast

Wild Caught Fish and Seafood, including Salmon, Shrimp, Crab, Lobster, Scallops

Potato and White Rice as "optional" side items to compliment meals

Plenty of great Veggie options, grilled or raw

Plenty of excellently prepared Salads

A variety of Bone Broth Soups

A small selection of well raised Chicken dishes

Plentiful variety of excellent Cheeses as dish sides

All Sauces and Seasonings made in house with pure ingredients and free of bad oils

Cook in Coconut Oil, Ghee, Lard, Tallow (customer's choice)

Raw Milk and Heavy Cream options

Only Pasture Butter in house

Choice Fruits

No Soda. No Juice.

Nuts: Macadamias, Pine Nuts, Almonds, Pecans

Wine Selection

So who's in?

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I like "The Old Stone" and "The Cream Rises." Both sound like a delicious place to dine, and your menu intrigues me. I'd definitely go! – Kaz Mar 17 2011 at 22:53
Good Job Jack. Can you make that MINERAL WAter? hahah, anyway, which metropolis would you place this fine establishment? – paleoprimal Mar 19 2011 at 2:41
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i'm in san diego theresa :) – Jack Kronk Mar 19 2011 at 2:55
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Go for it Jack! – Mark V Apr 14 2011 at 17:03
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Against the Grain

10% discount if you can do 10 pull-ups in a set as demonstrated on the in-store pull-up bar.

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Great concept! What would it look like? – paleoprimal Mar 15 2011 at 19:40
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You'd better copyright that name right now. – Kathi Mar 15 2011 at 22:32
and get the domain name! :) – paleoprimal Mar 16 2011 at 2:55
yah i thought of against the grain a few months back. made a logo and everything for fun. but i moved on from that name. still cool though ;) – Jack Kronk Mar 16 2011 at 19:36
Pretty nice Vote count for your restaurant name! – paleoprimal Mar 17 2011 at 20:03
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The Stone Slab

Eggs, bacon, steak, burgers, grilled chicken. Everything grass-fed or pastured. Sweet potato fries, parsnips, turnips - all local and in season. Everything cooked in lard or coconut oil. Big-ass salads drenched in EVOO.

Cappuccino machine with grass-fed milk and freshly roasted, ground-before-brewing coffee and espresso. Lots of interesting teas and tisanes. Mineral water. Gluten-free beer. Egg-clarified wine and not wheat-clarified wine.

Paleo-friendly desserts.

$20 to 40 per person.

Edit: And decor? Dark gray walls and floors. Cool. High ceilings. Would love a long stone slab picnic table with wooden stools and then tall bar tables and more wooden stools along one side. If not a stone table then polished concrete tables. And also polished concrete floors. Lots of stone and wood. Big windows allowing lots of natural light by day and a huge antler chandelier over the picnic table giving off light by night. Plus several indoor fire pits (is that against code?).

P.S. Once a week, we'll offer a cauliflower, coconut flour or rice flour crust pizza!

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That sounds awesome! – paleoprimal Mar 15 2011 at 19:40
i like it gilliebean. – Jack Kronk Mar 16 2011 at 20:02
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Yay! Thanks! Who wants to invest!? ;) – gilliebean Mar 16 2011 at 20:10
Or steal the idea and build a great restaurant. I don't mind as long as I get to eat for free. ;) – gilliebean Mar 17 2011 at 14:56
Sounds brilliant! :D – Kaz Mar 17 2011 at 22:55
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I would love to see a paleo food cart here among all the other food carts in Portland. I'd call it...The Modern Nomad, or something similar.

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Someone earlier posted a shout-out to Dick's in Portland in another thread. Yelp away! :) – ricechek Mar 15 2011 at 19:03
Oh my. Definitely going to have to go eat there. – a hut full of spears Mar 17 2011 at 22:06
I was just thinking today that I would love to open a Paleo food cart! Doing some google work led me to this website which I was unaware of. Anyway, I'd like to have a food truck/cart called "Caveman Eats" that strived to bring Paleo eating to the everyman (or woman). The menu would rotate with season and the large majority of items coming from local sources. I love the idea of a pullup bar on the truck/cart too!! My truck could fit in the PDX cart scene I think, and supplement it's business with catering jobs. I think it could work! Now I need investors... – Timdog57 Oct 20 2011 at 20:40
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Clovis

You'd cook your own meat on spears. Naturally.

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Grok's Grub: A Modern Take on Ancient Cuisine

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The Caveman Cafe

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Hey, that was my name...jinx! – Happy Now Mar 14 2012 at 10:30
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The Bedrock Barbeque

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Cute and catchy! – paleoprimal Mar 15 2011 at 0:22
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I think mine would be Grok's Grub -- for a Breakfast/Lunch only place...Basic, clean lines, with lots of wood in natural states with polyurethane coating. Not as simple of a menu as Chipolte but close.

For a casual yet more upscale meal I think I would call it "Fire" and use wood grills for many of the meals. Serving lots of Animal Meat/butter/greens. The walls would be a soothing earth combinatation with random cave paintings as not to overwhelm but to be a conversation starter...

Waiting area would have White board with markers for kids and adults to make their own cave drawings.(monitored for any crude images of course)

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correct me if I'm wrong... (seriously, please do), but didn't this other thread get posted first?

I know this question is slightly different, but it did sorta seem like this one hijacked the thunder of the other Paleo Restaurant question... sorry theresa but it's true. (i think)

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I see that it was posted first, and i even commented but it made me think of a bigger picure, like decor etc...if it is considered a duplicate, I will not be upset if it is closed :)...no biggie.. – paleoprimal Mar 16 2011 at 20:22
I think the 'question' is more clear in this question than the other question. – gilliebean Mar 17 2011 at 17:49
fine then...... – Jack Kronk Mar 17 2011 at 19:02
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The "Missing link" or "Flint & Flame" "Darwin Diner".

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I would go minimalist, as a street vendor, a pedal-driven hot dog cart with a parasol that just says, "PALEO".

I really don't think a bigger operation could compete these days, unless it's way out of my league (even as a customer). I mean, look at the menu in any middle-class restaurant, everything they offer has the same effect on the appetite as appetizer. That's how they get you to spend more money. That's what pays for the lighting and the seating and the whole shebang. You don't need that crap as a street vendor. Sell somebody a 12 ounce serving of cheek meat, they're good for the day.

Anything more elaborate than that is NOT paleo! And if you don't like the idea of sitting on the curb, chowing down some greasy glop from a take-out carton, YOU'RE NOT PALEO!!!

Not in my book, at least.

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Mockafoni grill

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Now that funny LOVE IT! – KL Mar 15 2011 at 18:54
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Otto's Awful Offal

Our Liver is the Wurst

;)

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And your TO GO Menu could be called Offal Convenient – paleoprimal Mar 19 2011 at 2:42
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Nikoley's

It goes to 9000.

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