Paleo Diet and Paleolithic Diet Questions & Answers

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Here are a few of mine :):

-Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?

-Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats margarine.

You're lookin' fine in those Vibrams.

-Hey, baby, how about some primal re-enactment?

-Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?

flag	asked Apr 5 2011 at 16:08 Thomas Seay

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and these work? or do they simply motivate women to do some high intensity sprint training(run away!)? – Stephen-Aegis Apr 5 2011 at 16:10

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If they work, they're Paleo and, as you point out, if they don't work they're still Paleo :) – Thomas Seay Apr 5 2011 at 16:18

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I thought a club to the head was essentially the paleo pickup line. No? Hmmm...I must be doing something wrong. – Carl_Stawicki Apr 5 2011 at 16:35

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I'm surprised none of those referred to organ meat. – KT Apr 5 2011 at 16:37

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Hey, maybe we should get barefoot together sometime? – Dave S. Apr 5 2011 at 17:58

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Alfredo · Answer 1 · 2011-04-05 17:37:17Z UTC

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Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I'll give you the best brain you've ever had. These lines are offal.

answered Apr 5 2011 at 17:37

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Eew! Offal indeed! – Dave S. Apr 5 2011 at 17:57

+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – The Loon Aug 13 2011 at 16:10

patrick3000 · Answer 2 · 2011-04-05 16:51:42Z UTC

-Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.

-Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.

-I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.

-Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.

-Andy Deas considered using one of my questions once. I'm serious.

-Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.

-Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore's menus.

-Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is frickin' Okinawan.

-This is the best steakhouse in town...according to Peter at Hyperlipid.

-Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?

And something about post-workout tubers but I'm still working on it.

WordVixen · Answer 3 · 2011-04-05 18:05:30Z UTC

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Can girls play too? I freakin' love pick up lines. :-)

Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.

_ Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?

Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.
I've got bacon.

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+1 for "I've got bacon." works every time. – sherpamelissa Apr 5 2011 at 18:53

Good! Yes, I was hoping that girls would play, too. – Thomas Seay Apr 5 2011 at 20:02

melissa- it would work on me! Good bacon, anyway. thomas- Yay! Thank you. :-) – WordVixen Apr 5 2011 at 20:50

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You had me at bacon. – Stephen-Aegis Apr 6 2011 at 2:55

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Slipping organ meat into chili ftw! – Jennie Apr 6 2011 at 12:27

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Ruby · Answer 4 · 2011-04-05 19:14:13Z UTC

As a newly-single Paleo, I'm taking notes!

Here are a few phrases I might toss out with a smile and a raised eyebrow. Ladies don't use pick-up lines!

I eat only the finest of free-range meats
I like my meat raw, of course
I make sure to use every part of the animal
I like to go as bare as possible...when running...
I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible
Monogamy is for agrarians
I put coconut oil on everything

Stephen-Aegis · Answer 5 · 2011-04-06 13:09:02Z UTC

(I would never use these, but funny nonetheless.)

Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?

I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.

The food here is terrible, come back to my place and ill cook you something from Chowstalker/Foodee.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Don't worry, my Room is pitch black and sound insulated.

I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".

Have you seen the latest studies about Sex reducing cortisol levels?

Have you seen the latest studies linking Sex to improved insulin sensitivity?

It's getting late, we'd better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.

I've got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise....

Joshua · Answer 6 · 2011-04-06 17:31:17Z UTC

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How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?

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...ba-dum ching! – Dunnie Aug 11 2011 at 14:25

Ed · Answer 7 · 2011-04-05 17:52:37Z UTC

Let's limbo--how low (carb) can you go?

Patrik at PaleoHacks just named a badge after me.

What's your sign? I'm referring to your PH avatar, of course.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours--hey, I'm just talking about vitamin D levels.

I'm not afraid of commitment--my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.

Evelyn aka CarbSane · Answer 8 · 2012-04-12 17:10:17Z UTC

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Dude! I'm a Neurosurgeon.

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Phoenix · Answer 9 · 2011-04-05 19:02:50Z UTC

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Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?

3 inches, baby!.. of fat around the edge of my sirloin steak.

..I'm sorry.

answered Apr 5 2011 at 19:02

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While I'm assuming that "I'm sorry" isn't one of the pick up lines, it is why I married my husband! Mmmm.... 3 inches of steak fat. Yup, that would work! – WordVixen Apr 5 2011 at 20:59

Sol · Answer 10 · 2012-04-12 01:48:03Z UTC

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Some great paleo pickup lines here:

http://realfoodryangosling.tumblr.com/

My favorite is: "Hey girl. Your #2 may be a #3 on the Bristol Stool Scale but you’ll always be #1 to me."

answered Apr 12 2012 at 1:48

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That's the best site ever! – Shari Bambino Apr 12 2012 at 21:27

MtnEvan · Answer 11 · 2011-08-11 06:38:12Z UTC

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I've been working hard on my deadlifts. Come over tonight and I'll show you what the posterior kinetic chain is really good for.

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Carl_Stawicki · Answer 12 · 2011-04-05 18:26:26Z UTC

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Wanna meat my organ?
I couldn't help but notice that you don't use soap.
Me Tarzan. You wanna be Jane?
I have a bottle of Tiger Blood chilling back at my place.
Ugh ugh ugh, ooh ooh ooh. (This pickup line was used in the movie Quest for Fire.)

answered Apr 5 2011 at 18:26

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Love the soap line! – David Moss Apr 5 2011 at 18:43

Ikco · Answer 13 · 2011-04-06 07:26:27Z UTC

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You can butter my bacon, baby !

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Butter + Bacon = Can't Fail – WordVixen Apr 6 2011 at 17:15

Caveman formally known as Dan · Answer 14 · 2011-08-11 14:38:44Z UTC

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Good thing this isn't a re-enactment. (while holding a club of sorts.)

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WayfinderAli · Answer 15 · 2011-08-13 02:25:50Z UTC

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I'll quote Danielle- "I'd like to shred my low-lactose cheese on those abs.."

from here: http://paleohacks.com/questions/53438/you-know-you-are-a-paleohacks-addict-when#ixzz1Us7HUUXZ

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FanOfSunshine · Answer 16 · 2011-04-06 17:39:37Z UTC

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Would you like to meat the twins?

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Yes, I would...and their hirsute cousin, too! (Am I allowed to say that here? Just joking :) – Thomas Seay Apr 6 2011 at 21:08

Comment · Answer 17 · 2011-08-11 15:41:03Z UTC

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I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout

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tdgor · Answer 18 · 2012-04-12 12:58:34Z UTC

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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What are your favorite Paleo Pick-Up Lines?

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