Here are a few of mine :):
-Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?
-Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats margarine.
- You're lookin' fine in those Vibrams.
-Hey, baby, how about some primal re-enactment?
-Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?