Zeranol. It's the alcoholic form of zerane.
Zerane is the only hydrocarbon with no carbon atoms. Thus, as pentane is named for five carbon atoms, octane for eight, and so on, zerane is named for zero carbon atoms. Zerane's chemical formula is simple: H.
When you add the alcohol whatchamacallit, the OH, you get HOH, usually written as H2O. Some people think theyre very clever by calling it dihydrogen oxide, thus concealing the fact that they're drinking alcohol. But one look at them and you know they're saturated with the stuff. Unless they're mummies at the Egypt exhibit.
I say, be proud, zeranolics! You been drunk since you were just a twinkle in daddy's eye! Hard to beat a bender like that!