Paleo Diet and Paleolithic Diet Questions & Answers

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If you were to invent paleo friendly beer what would you call it? Natural Light is already taken.

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MsDanyaL · Answer 1 · 2011-04-27 16:50:13Z UTC

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-Grok Grog -Firewater -Paleo Pisswater? LOL -PRIMAL BEER -Spearsuds -PALe-o-Ale -stone stout -cold cave -cave rave -Meateater's mead -boomsauce -bone chiller -gfree -Caveman Crunk

answered Apr 27 2011 at 16:50

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those are awesome - i would buy all except maybe for pisswater :) – Thumper Apr 27 2011 at 17:01

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Hah! These are more than awesome! you should seriously be in advertising! Although I admit that "boomsauce" and "bonechiller" sound kinda dirty. heh. heheheh. – Blue -the Thrifty Mom Apr 27 2011 at 21:04

Ed · Answer 2 · 2011-04-27 17:23:59Z UTC

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Nullweizen (no wheat)

answered Apr 27 2011 at 17:23

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WyldKard · Answer 3 · 2011-04-27 17:02:59Z UTC

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If we're brewing an ale, then how about simply, "pALEo"?

answered Apr 27 2011 at 17:02

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LOL! Me gusta! – Blue -the Thrifty Mom Apr 27 2011 at 21:05

Medieval Rob · Answer 4 · 2011-04-27 16:13:08Z UTC

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I would simply call it "Stoned"

answered Apr 27 2011 at 16:13

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Simibee · Answer 5 · 2011-04-27 16:19:19Z UTC

Low volume alcohol: Happy Hunter (Gatherer)

High volume alcohol: Catatonic Cave-dweller (which also has the advantage of cross-over appeal to the really determined to get absolutely wasted e.g. teenagers drinking Blue Nun.)

As you can see, my marketing strategy would be targeted towards Paleos with an appreciation for alliteration.

Jack Kronk · Answer 6 · 2011-04-27 16:54:57Z UTC

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Kronk's Krunk !

answered Apr 27 2011 at 16:54

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Adam Crafter · Answer 7 · 2011-04-27 21:10:03Z UTC

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Ancestral Ale
Beer of Ages

Or be accurate and just call it MEAD.

answered Apr 27 2011 at 21:10

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Thomas Seay · Answer 8 · 2011-04-27 16:06:43Z UTC

I don't have a funny one at the moment, but maybe something like "Fear No Hops" beer, since I am pretty sure that one of the first things that would go through a Paleos mind would be whether the beer contains hops (which is the stuff that causes many types of beer to be estrogenic).

Alfredo · Answer 9 · 2011-04-28 12:44:00Z UTC

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I'd call it Pinot Noir.

answered Apr 28 2011 at 12:44

Alfredo

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Or be accurate and just call it MEAD.