Reading this site over the past few days, it's become clear to me that we are all just closet orthorexics struggling to cope with our demented badge lust.
Luckily I think that I may have found a solution to our mass psychosis; a nice, shiny new badge that we orthorexics can turn our hollow eyes towards, to distract us from the howling emptiness of an existence devoid of all meaning and whole grain goodness, rather like a loaf of coconut flour bread devoid of all vital gluten e.g. dry, an acquired taste, and often mistaken for nuts.
So, what should get you an orthorexic badge? Having 4 or more "concerned" co-workers officially register their distress over your continued rejection of office birthday cake? Or (cruellest of ironies) should the requirement be 10 or more other badges earned?
You have to ask at least 10 different chefs to cook your wild-caught Alaskan salmon in butter. No, you can't have the side potatoes; demand they substitute a second helping of steamed veggies instead.
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