Somebody once said, "Ask not what your Paleo can do for you, but what you can do for your Paleo." I forget who said that. Maybe it was Mark Sisson. I don't know. One of those guys.
Anyway, I have heard the call and am ready to pick-up that sledge hammer and run with it. I want to give back to the community. We're "all in this together". Will you answer that call? You should. Tell us what you intend to do. Here are some of my plans:
Go on the Jimmy Moore Show. A lot of people watch that show, right?! Jimmy and I might not know much, but we know how we feel, dammit! You guys don't understand. Me and Jimmy are both Southerners. We can act all high falutin' and Paleo, but we both grew up eating corn pone and greens cooked with hamhock. We could tear us up a bottle of some "Jack", if it weren't for the carbs and all. What I'm trying to say is that Jimmy and I know how to rouse the troops. I still don't know why he calls his show, "Livin La Vida Low-Carb." Sounds Canadian.
Tour the Country By Bus. We could call it the Paleo Express We don't need a fancy name, like the Merry Pranksters or the Partridge Family. We would visit mostly small towns. You know, the kind nobody else wants to go to. I don't know what I'd talk about. Does it really matter? It's not like I read books or nothing. Heck, I hate intellectuals, like that Katie Couric. I may not have a lot of big ideas, but, like I said, at least I know how I feel about things. And if you don't feel the same way as me, well, you're just wrong.
Set Up Education Booths at Supermarkets. Gonna stick little pieces of coconut oil and Kerry Gold butter on toothpicks and give them out as free samples. That should reel them in.
Agit-Prop in Front of Fruit Stands. My cri de guerre will be "Hands off Fructose."
Start a Blog. Listen, I may not be smart. I am not pretty either. Don't have much of a personality. Well, none at all really. In fact, I have a pungent body odor and kids throw rocks at me. Look, I deserve respekt, too. So I am going to do what every other stupid, unattractive slob who wants admiration and attention but can't seem to get it in the real word does...I am going to start my very own blog! Yep, gonna be an authority, gonna have people quoting me in the blogosphere, "But Thomas says....".