Here are a few of mine :):
-Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?
-Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats margarine.
-Hey, baby, how about some primal re-enactment?
-Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?
Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I'll give you the best brain you've ever had. These lines are offal.
-Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.
-Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.
-I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.
-Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.
-Andy Deas considered using one of my questions once. I'm serious.
-Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.
-Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore's menus.
-Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is frickin' Okinawan.
-This is the best steakhouse in town...according to Peter at Hyperlipid.
-Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?
And something about post-workout tubers but I'm still working on it.
Can girls play too? I freakin' love pick up lines. :-)
_ Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?
Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.
I've got bacon.
As a newly-single Paleo, I'm taking notes!
Here are a few phrases I might toss out with a smile and a raised eyebrow. Ladies don't use pick-up lines!
(I would never use these, but funny nonetheless.)
Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?
I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.
The food here is terrible, come back to my place and ill cook you something from Chowstalker/Foodee.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Don't worry, my Room is pitch black and sound insulated.
I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".
Have you seen the latest studies about Sex reducing cortisol levels?
Have you seen the latest studies linking Sex to improved insulin sensitivity?
It's getting late, we'd better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.
I've got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise....
Let's limbo--how low (carb) can you go?
Patrik at PaleoHacks just named a badge after me.
What's your sign? I'm referring to your PH avatar, of course.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours--hey, I'm just talking about vitamin D levels.
I'm not afraid of commitment--my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.
Some great paleo pickup lines here:
My favorite is: "Hey girl. Your #2 may be a #3 on the Bristol Stool Scale but you’ll always be #1 to me."