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My wife and I wanted to expand our limited range of veg selection and bought some kale and boiled it and it was totally inedible, soooo bitter. How does one eat kale and WHY if it's so bitter.

Perhaps our kale was just SUPER bitter for some reason.

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ate it last night! – The Quilt Jun 14 2011 at 12:53
I love it! Chop/slice it up lossely (not fine pieces) then saute' in butter - sort of stir fry style. Coconut oil would likely work well too, but I've eaten it this way for years and have always used butter. You want it lightly to moderately cooked - still having some "spring" to it. It has a lemoney zing which I love. My H. likes me to throw in some back bits. YUM! – Atkins-witha-loincloth Jun 15 2011 at 21:31
Corrections: "loosely" and "bacon bits." I type too fast! – Atkins-witha-loincloth Jun 15 2011 at 21:32
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+1 for being adventurous and trying new veggies and cooking methods and asking for help, rather than just declaring it a failure. – Atkins-witha-loincloth Jun 15 2011 at 21:35
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Slice kale to remove stems. THen pile leaves on top of each other, roll them up (short side) and shred very thinly, so you end up with very thin slivers of kale. Heat your favorite oil ( evoo and coconut) in a saute pan, add several slices of garlic and throw your kale in. Cook it quickly until bright green. Add a touch of water, if it dries out. You should discover an entirely new flavor in the kale. Kale also is great in soups, like minestrone or any meat based soup. Good luck – Lisa CArey Dec 9 2011 at 21:40
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I make Kale Chips

Oven at 350F, tear kale into "chip-size" pieces (remove the stem) and toss in olive oil. I sprinkle on some sea salt although everyone has a variation/preference as far as seasoning. Bake for about 10-15 minutes (don't let them turn into brown burnt crisps!)

Voila!

I toss kale into my stir-fries, etc. Think of kale as a substitute for spinach in certain dishes.

As for the bitterness, what exactly did your kale look like? Was it a crinkly dark green? Purple? Some varieties tend to be more bitter than others. Like some lettuces, the smaller the leaves, the less bitter they are. I grow kale and lettuce- I prefer the baby leaves over the ginormous ones.

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I do the same but I don't put the salt on until they are done cooking. I bake for 12 minutes. Seems to be the magic number! Also, make sure the leaves are dried very well with a salad spinner. – CulinaryCaveGirl Jun 14 2011 at 11:09
i bought an oil misting bottle to get a nice thin film on the leaves. i grind red pepper flakes in my spice grinder and dust on after the oil mist. – sage_ Jun 14 2011 at 11:38
I could live off of these things. You can add different spices, to switch it up every now and then. – Jenn Jun 14 2011 at 14:27
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I use butter and salt. Better than pop corn. they get so crispy and crunchy like you would not even believe. I love the sound and feeling of a kale chip shattering into a billion tiny pieces as I crush it gently with my tongue. – greta Jun 14 2011 at 16:22
I toss the kale in coconut oil or animal fat instead of olive oil, and then add the seasoning. sooo soo good. i do the same with mustard greens as well. – Meghan Jun 14 2011 at 17:16
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Sautee it with onion or garlic (if you eat those) and add a splash of vinegar when done cooking, the vinegar cuts the bitterness. Raw, salads are great mixed with fruit and I second the kale "chips" totally addicting.

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I also saute it with oil and garlic. I add some crushed red pepper flakes and instead of vinegar, I add lemon juice at the end. – CulinaryCaveGirl Jun 14 2011 at 11:10
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Really, do ANY vegetables taste all that great boiled? Also, make sure you're removing the ribs.

I generally saute kale and it's delish. Another way is to marinate it. My pre-paleo recipe was 1/3 olive oil, 1/3 vinegar, 1/3 cup orange juice and splash of soy sauce. Let it sit for at least 4 hours, but overnight is better. Even people who don't like kale like this.

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My families favorite way to eat kale is raw. The kids DEVOUR it. The key to eating it raw is to massage olive oil into every leaf. The massaging of the leaf is "cooking" it. Then you can use your imagination. Dice up red onion, avocado, sprinkle with sea salt and cayenne. It is divine and even better the 2nd day. This may not be the exact recipe that got us started making this stuff (at least once a month), but it is close. We usually don't do the lemon juice or tomato, but I think the first time we made it we did. We rarely cook it because every time we get it we like the salad, but if we do, it is usually the kale chips!

http://goneraw.com/recipe/avocado-kale-salad

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The massage is key. Makes it so tender. The addition of some sort of lemon juice or vinegar is the other key IMO. Really good stuff. – Shari Bambino Jun 14 2011 at 13:23
Yeah, I think it's the acidity of citrus or vinegar that actually "cooks" it. – Dan Mar 1 at 18:38
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I sautee onions and garlic and kale in butter or bacon grease, then scramble eggs into it. Even my toddler will eat kale when it's in scrambled eggs.

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I love this too! – MelissaC Jun 14 2011 at 17:52
I do it this way, too, and usually add in some peppers when they are available. – The Loon Dec 21 2011 at 16:39
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you must cook it within a day or two of when you bought it to avoid the bitterness, and make sure to buy from a grocery that has high turnover.

i steam it or cook it in a pressure cooker with some bacon for flavor. it comes out delicious. add some coconut oil or ghee on top. plus some seat salt.

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I put it in a blender with an apple/pear and raspberries~ yum!

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Lacinato Kale is my absolute FAVE - oh man, Lacinato, lemon, shallot, Maldon sea salt - YUM. My suggestions: Kale chips. Chiffonade and add to a big bowl of greens and treat just like salad. Saute with whatever you like - shaved garlic and lemon juice is a solid. Steam the leaves and use as a roll-up. Chop up, season, and stuff a chicken, or any meat for that matter, with the mixture - add a few nuts, super good. Slice into an omelet. Add to soup. Acid is always a key ingredient so definitely utilize. Oh! I've used the leaves to wrap burgers in as well. Faux bun! Have fun :)

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Kale chips, saute kale or steam it to serve with sauce and meatballs. Also, kale is great in soups. I make a kale and sausage soup in the winter that my husband requests!

I love cooking with kale but noticed it hasn't been looking that great in the foodstore so I didn't buy it. Make sure when you get it it's fresh and not all wet!

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LOVE kale and sausage soup! – being Jun 14 2011 at 12:55
I also do a kale/sausage soup & take it to work for lunches all week long - never get tired of it! – Betsy Richter Nov 24 2011 at 3:37
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I either simmer it for awhile with some bacon, onion, and a little vinegar, or juice it with apple, lemon, and carrot.

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Saute it in bacon grease...toss with bacon bits and either vinegar or, my favorite, juice from a pickle jar.

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Yes, Bacon Grease! Makes kale delicious. I saute it in bacon grease, add a splash of water to steam slightly, then add red pepper flakes and salt. But now I've got to try the pickle juice... – RK Mar 1 at 21:27
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Curly Kale can be quite a different beast than other varieties. It tends to be a bit less edible raw to me. I usually chop up some bacon, render it, and throw in some onion and the kale, with ribs removed. Add a splash of vinegar right at the end and cover and it'll soften up perfect.

I've heard the kale chips (as others have described) can be fantastic.

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http://whfoods.org/genpage.php?tname=recipe&dbid=281 The Healthy Breakfast Frittata is awesome too.

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Love WHFoods site!! – CulinaryCaveGirl Jun 14 2011 at 11:13
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i save the stems and spines for soup; chop it up before you toss it in the pot.

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I chop the kale, boil it to soften it up a little. Only takes a few minutes so watch out for over cooking it. When its done, run it through a collander. Then I cook some bacon and then add some garlic and onions and the kale. Sea salt to taste.

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I add it to stews in the crock pot or to chicken soup in the stock pot.

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I sautee mine in ghee (butter,) garlic and onions and sometimes I add an egg or two and make a kale scramble. It's super yum.

Kale is also delicious in Fritattas with Sausage. You can also throw some raw in a smoothie for some green power, though I wouldn't do it all the time because of the oxalates.

Ditto on the Kale Chips. If you sprinkle some nutritional yeast on them after baking them, it makes them extra delish. I bake my kale Chips in Bacon grease or Ghee. Mmmmmmmmmm

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the more bitter the better - like broccoli-rabe - saute in garlic and onion w olive oil - it's fantastic - just had some yesterday!! LOVE IT!!! I personally wouldn't ruin the taste by making "chips" with it!

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This is my favorite: http://www.janespice.com/recipes/esalen-kale-salad

I skip the sprouts and seeds if I'm not into them at the moment. I'm not sure if Bragg's Liquid Aminos are Paleo, but they sure make this salad taste awesome.

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For Dino kale, my hubby sautés it with red onions and apple cider. He throws some dried cherries in at the end. A little sugary but soooo good. For regular kale we make a soup with chicken broth and cut up sausage. (and I think some other stuff...) The kale balances the spicyness really well. For some reason that recipe wasn't nearly as good with Dino kale. I tried sauteing kale in bacon grease but it ended up tasting too... Heavy? Sorry, I'm not much of a cook or foodie, so I let my hubby handle it if it's more complex than broiled meat and steamed veggies. :)

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This just popped up in my Facebook feed and I believe it is relevant to the initial question: http://www.theperennialplate.com/recipes/2011/06/raw-kale-salad-with-bacon-and-egg/

Of course, you can pull out the raw honey if that is not part of your lifestyle :)

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Hands down - I make kale chips. I can even get my kids to eat them!

http://www.thewholekitchen.com/kale-chips/

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Going to try Kale for the first time after reading all your comments. Thanks. I grew it my garden this year because it was different.

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I just had this the other night and it was surprisingly delicious. The coconut does not overwhelm; the onions tone it down quite a bit. And instead of red pepper I added a pinch of nutmeg. It was GOOD!

http://www.thehungrywife.com/vegetables/coconut-cream-kale/

(of course if your Primal/lacto-Paleo heavy cream does the trick as well!)

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I can usually do the "saute some onion & garlic, toss in the kale, add some water, when finished dress with a little vinegar or lemon juice" thing, or put it in a scramble. However, if my tastebuds or stomach are steering me another way, I cook kale, or any greens actually, Indian-style. Do you like saag paneer for example? I made basically the same thing without the paneer and used up some kale and chard I had in the fridge and it was so good. This works for collard greens, fenugreek greens (methi), all kinds of greens (I've done it with chickweed and lambs-quarters too). This recipe looks about right, I tend to improv: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/aarti-sequeira/saag-paneer-spinach-with-indian-cheese-recipe/index.html You don't have to finish with dairy if you don't eat yogurt. You can put a couple of tablespoons of cashew, macadamia, or almond butter in at the end to smooth it off.

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Boil kale and carrots in water, then add it (and remaining water) into blender with milk and 2 or 3 tsp of DEXTROSE (not sugar)

Make a delicious green smoothie!

Mike

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I usually just eat it raw in a salad, mixed with various vegetables and a fat source (coconut oil; avocado; fish) for optimal nutrient absorption. Sometimes I sauté it.

Kale chips are tasty but I can't be bothered to make them myself. Occasionally I buy this brand: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Natashas-Living-Food/101596996491?id=101596996491&sk=app_184217821649480

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