Paleo Diet and Paleolithic Diet Questions & Answers

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Me? I prepare for my hunt by shopping the overcrowded Whole Foods in the city with a very short list of items in mind. :)

I simply couldn't resist. :) (Feel free to close if you feel too off topic.)

flag	asked Jun 14 2011 at 12:46 familygrokumentarian 12.4k●3●23●87

	i thought it was funny. no whole foods here in the BK so i get my foods from a local grocery but occasionally ill sneak in to one in manhattan an steal all their $hit. – ben61820 Jun 14 2011 at 12:48
	I thought it was funny that the west coast/LA origin of the video still perfectly describes my east coast Whole Foods in the city. :) – familygrokumentarian Jun 14 2011 at 12:50
	@FamilyGrok Yeah, totally. hahahaha – Aughra Jun 14 2011 at 12:54
	I loved the brah/quinoa rhyme – Gazelle Jun 14 2011 at 13:05
	Oh man, that video applies here in Chicago too. – Chickenosaurus Rex Jun 20 2011 at 16:21

Chickenosaurus Rex · Accepted Answer · 2011-06-20 16:13:40Z UTC

I park as far away from the doors as I can. There's always tie-ups at the front of the parking lot since the rest of the herd wants to park there.
I keep my quiver and bow in the car since they scare vegans and vegetarians.
I do take my list and a pen as my only weapons against their silly food scoring system.
I scour the outer perimeters of the store in my minimal shoes in a crouch, deftly cutting thru hordes of weaker non-paleo humans to fill my cart as quickly as possible.
I purposely search out uptight people to make them uncomfortable with politeness. The two WF stores I shop at seem to attract a disproportionate number of sharpened corn cobs buried deep. Just eat some meat people, and you'll loosen up. Really!

RaspberryCoconut · Answer 2 · 2011-06-20 15:28:51Z UTC

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Hahahah I love it. The Whole foods parking lot here in Pittsburgh was unofficially voted the worst in the entire city.

answered Jun 20 2011 at 15:28

RaspberryCoconut
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What paleo principles do you put to good use surviving the Whole Foods parking lot?