Eh, this is just for fun (hopefully it doesn't break the rules by deviating too much ... if it does go ahead and close the thread).
So ... they don't really say 'paleo' but ... makes me think of it ...
Do y'all have any good ones?
"Me like mammoth"
Okay, this is my favorite:
Mitchell and Webb - Dinner Party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63NNuG-6-hQ
"There might be a few polar bears left, if more people wanted one for breakfast."
Not perfectly paleo but pretty close.
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