Just curious if you would consider yourself to be...ahem...I mean consider some other poor sap to be a "paleo poseur". This question is asked entirely lightheartedly as I consider myself to be one in many ways.
Example, something that I...uh...a paleo poseur might do:
Use a self tanner...for those times I'm envying the paleo-perfect tan and my time outside this summer has yet to deliver.
Are you (or is somebody else that you know) a "paleo poseur"? What shortcuts/hacks do you use to feel or look more authentically paleo when you don't yet have the results you'd like?
We're all sitting at computers, using forged tools made in massive factories out of materials removed mechanically from giant pits we've blasted into 1000s of mountains and shipped the crap all over the world using more powered mechanical vehicles. We wear clothes FFS, ones made in even more factories, and a lot of the fabric doesn't even come from animals or agriculture, but vats of chemicals.
Hmm, how about a prominently displayed chest freezer full of "wild game" that you claim to have hunted yourself, but is actually just repackaged Costco chicken thighs? Would that qualify as Paleo posing? ;)
Kidding aside, I bet supplements are going to feature heavily in this thread, specifically vitamin D and fish oil. Also, much chest-beating in the comments section about grass-fed beef liver.