Tom Jones is slimmer now due his purported "cave man diet". Is this a sign of mainstreaming? Other thoughts or wisecracks?
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he must have thought, "i wake up crying" because i weigh "16 tons". someone clearly said "help yourself", tom and they "gave a little love". i imagine that he finally has some "satisfaction" and looks like he could be a real "sugar daddy" with that slick new suit. "try to remember" "what you been missing" when you eat a paleo diet, and its never anything that you "couldnt say goodbye" to. looks like tom is finally realizing some "elusive dreams" and hes ready to "burn down the house" in that "sexbomb" body hes rockin'. |
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Okay, here's Tom's new song, a repackaged oldie.... It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to eat for fun with anyone but when I see you eating grains with anyone It's not unusual to see me cry, oh I wanna' die It's not unusual to eat out at any time but when I see you eating out it's such a crime if you should ever want to be properly fed by anyone, It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what they say you find it happens all the time Some foods will never do what they claim to do why can't this crazy food be a crime It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone but if I ever find that you've changed your diet anytime it's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh |
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This post made my fricken day. My mom was the president of his fan club. I was schlepped to his concerts. My mom has been so resistant to paleo and now I KNOW she will convert. On a serious note: he will look much better in those leather pants now.
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Common sense can only be hidden so long... |
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