If you were to invent paleo friendly beer what would you call it? Natural Light is already taken.
-Grok Grog -Firewater -Paleo Pisswater? LOL -PRIMAL BEER -Spearsuds -PALe-o-Ale -stone stout -cold cave -cave rave -Meateater's mead -boomsauce -bone chiller -gfree -Caveman Crunk
Low volume alcohol: Happy Hunter (Gatherer)
High volume alcohol: Catatonic Cave-dweller (which also has the advantage of cross-over appeal to the really determined to get absolutely wasted e.g. teenagers drinking Blue Nun.)
As you can see, my marketing strategy would be targeted towards Paleos with an appreciation for alliteration.
I don't have a funny one at the moment, but maybe something like "Fear No Hops" beer, since I am pretty sure that one of the first things that would go through a Paleos mind would be whether the beer contains hops (which is the stuff that causes many types of beer to be estrogenic).
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