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I heard someone use 'oh, sugar' as a cleaned up version of 'oh, sh$t'... With a sense of glee, I decided then to start swearing as if sugar really was sh$t. 'wow, he sure is full of sugar!' OR 'sugar-for-brains' And a side temptation to call some one a 'wheat head' instead of meat-head... Cause I like being a meat-head! What other paleo style wordplay and curse words can you give me??? Edit: I might need to stop using "SWEET!" as an exclamation... |
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Grain-dammit Sweet Saint Darwin of the Galapagos You Darwin deselected dead-end! Inflammation take you! You shriveled neolithic You farmagra landwhale Gluten ghoul Waddling McDonald's mayfly Hand-mouth-brain dysfunction Leaky wits syndrome SAD personality disorder sugar-powered snotling Modern muffin-top momma Fast (death) food Human sacrifice food pyramid FDA - Federal Destruction of America Grain drain Meatless moron Vegan v*gina Just another cuckolded grainslave
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Are you out of your metabolically deranged mind ? |
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Dude I got so Leaky Gut - faced last night! LorenCord-damn it! |
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I occasionally refer to my ex as a neolithic agent of disease. |
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Yo momma so fat she look like she was raised in a CAFO. |
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I've heard both "corn fed" and "white bread" used to describe a person who's painfully mundane and unsophisticated. Also someone who is content to go with the flow and never question the status quo. Of course, "corn fed" has a double meaning for me now. I know way too many corn-fed people! |
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When your bubble has been invaded: "get away, man. You're 'glu-cose' to me!" |
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You're full of beans! |
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Another classic along the same lines as Adam's; "oh fudge!". Also, a twist on an old favourite for those connoisseurs of old-school obscenity*; "Cross-fit with you Next Tuesday!". *Paging Thomas Seay to the thread. |
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CANNED SPAMMIT you SON OF A BISCUIT! Flush the GHEE'd HAM toilet! That nasty MILK CHOCOLATE and SOYOILED OATS in that bowl makes me want to PORK CORN all over your SAD face. What?! You think I'm mean! Yah, NO FUDGIN SUGAR Sherlock! Listen here, shut your PIEHOLE, I'm gonna teach you a FRUCTIN LECTIN so you can get some MAYONNAISE. You better get your RANCID FAT arse over here and make me some sweet potatoes. You know if I don't get my TA-TAs I get all BPA'd up like a GRAIN PUFFED ASS*. *donkey |
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Son-of-a-grok! It really gets people asking questions. |
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your oxidized!! |
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I can't freaking believe how SAD you are!!! |
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You're a grain in the ass! |
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Hey girl, wanna try my nut cheese? |
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Bread-head. He's got a low-fat brain. |
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Soy of a bean!!!! |
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You think you're so smart, but you are really a grainiac. Edited to add this: 'Bout as useful as fat-free heavy cream! |
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