Everyone has a few tricks up their sleeves when it comes to choosing the chunk of dead animal that will be most scrumptious. I'd love to hear them all.
I'll go first: Bacon. Specifically packs of bacon. In order of importance:
1) Firm. Not juicy.
2) Homogenous rectangular shape. Avoid packs that are half of one cut and half of another.
3) Consistent strip of red throughout the length of the cut. About a 2:1 or 3:1 ratio of fat to meat.
