There is no correct answer other than wild/forest fed grainfree bacon.

In summary:

B A C O N

Big Rib-eye steak.

This is my last meal ever? I'm going to be honest and say that it would be nothing paleo. I eat many, many good paleo foods, yes, but I get them everyday, anytime I want. If I'm going out with a bang then my last meal is going to be the nastiest, most unhealthy neolithic garbage I can think of. I may know it's unhealthy, but that doesn't stop me from fantasizing about it. I'd probably order up a big fish dinner from Captain D's or something else totally non-paleo. Hey, it's MY last meal and I don't need to be healthy if I'm going to be dead tomorrow anyway.

2-hour baked japanese sweet potato with coconut oil FTW. shit is like powercandy.

Bacon wrapped with bacon, cooked in bacon grease then dipped in 95% dark chocalate!

Grass fed tri-tip.

I wouldn't mind ending with some nice fresh raspberries. Tart, juicy, sweet, and delicious.

For me, rack of lamb!!

I'm going with Anthony Bourdain on this one. Roasted bone marrow with parsley salad.

http://www.amazon.com/My-Last-Supper-Portraits-Interviews/dp/1596912871

Chopped Yellowfin Tuna Salad with Avocado and Bacon.... everytime.

It's delicious and tasty and fresh and delicious and did I mention tasty?

7-hour smoked beef ribs.

My one paleo food: the guard.

All I can eat sashimi and pokė feast in Hawai'i, where the fish are fine and fresh.

Georgia peaches at the apex of summer lusciousness. I'd eat a bushel and go to the grave with a Cheshire cat grin.

Pork belly with a drizzle of maple syrup ala John J. Jeffries restaurant in Lancaster, PA. Not completely paleo, but who cares, it's my last meal. Might as well throw in some real cheesecake, my mother's macaroni and cheese, and some dark chocolate as well. If it turns out not to be my last meal, I'd have to deal with the consequences I guess.

haha wow people missed the reading of the post, the OP said ONE paleo food...

jar of coconut butter would do me in!

Screw it. I want it ALL! The $100 meal.

Medium rare Filet Mignon and a giant maine lobster tail with melted grass fed ghee for dipping. A few japanese jumbo scallops lightly seared and wrapped in forest-fed bacon. A slice of super aged Permesean Reggiano. Add a baked sweet potato with a spoonful of butter and and a drizzle of raw honey. Gimme a glass of high quality merlot and I'm all set!

Bangarang!

Adirondack blue and rose potatoes and Nancy Hall sweet potatoes smashed with raw ricotta, lemon zest, lemon juice, salt and pepper, topped with crispy pancetta, a little fresh parsley and pansies. Eaten with a spoon.

Note: Loophole! No mention of not dressing up the one Paleo forever food. Tubers = the forever. The rest? Just accessories to make the one ohsomuchmorebettah :)

lobster, fully dressed - shared with the one I love ;)

I once ate the most delicious bison meatloaf EVER at a restaurant. That would have to be my answer. I guess restaurant food almost always has non paleo ingredients, so if not that, then I would have one of those purple sweet potatoes, or a regular one slow-baked, with a little bit of really good olive oil drizzled on top.

Sirloin, grass-fed, pan-fried in Kerrygold.

If you mean one last meal...some neolithic crap like good NYC pizza and a huge hot fudge sundae.

If you mean one food for the rest of my life...coconut butter.

Paleo last meal: RIBS. LOTS OF THEM.

Non-Paleo last meal: Take the Hearse through Hardee's drive-through. And let's stop by at Ben & Jerry's.

Fois gois and stinky blue cheese

It's my last meal? A bowl of perfectly ripe, spray-your-chin-and-shirt-when-you-bite red plums. Hard to find even once per year, but indescribably delicious.

Wheat bread with margarine spread all over it and dipped in corn oil.

Avocado with a sprinkle of sea salt.

Wild pigeon - roasted. Brussels sprouts cooked in lard with small bacon pieces (lardons).

Giant scallops triple wrapped in bacon! YUMMMM!

I would choose the brains of the person who sentenced me to death - while they are awake and aware, and trapped in a monkey-brains style table.

It probably would taste awful, but the revenge aspect would make a fitting end to both of us.

Happy April 1st. :)