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A final question about Paleo Woodstock before it starts.

On some other boards, a thread is made to provide news from important events. This is an important event. Look at how many freaking awesome speakers there are.

Would anyone with one of those newfangled "smartphones" be willing to provide some live updates this weekend? Those who can't attend the symposium can hit refresh on this thread over and over until they collapse from excitement. Imagine the possible updates...

Don from Primal Wisdom goes raw meat paleo
Fruitarians crash the party, chaos ensues
Loren Cordain plays The Quilt in badminton, chaos ensues
PersonMan parachutes in to ask some questions
A paleobabby is conceived

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Kamal♦
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Please and post links to videos. I want to see how paleobabbies are conceived. – Thomas Seay Aug 3 2011 at 21:02

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I predict that fruitarians will crash it but Denise Minger, actually a witch, will cast a spell on Don causing him to go raw fruitarian-meat paleo, eat the fruitarians and proceed to crush Loren Cordain and The Quilt in volleyball with a fruitarian head as the ball. Melissa McEwen will insist that it is most sustainable to eat the fruitarian entrails that Don couldn't finish so it becomes a BBQ with a killer makeshift spice rub from Sarah Fragoso. – Stabby Aug 3 2011 at 21:16

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Is personman coming? !!! – Jeff Aug 3 2011 at 21:37

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If Durianrider showed up that would be the AHS Bingo (paleohacks.com/questions/55687/…) surprise square of the year! – familygrokumentarian Aug 3 2011 at 21:51

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+1 for PersonMan parachuting in. That better be on YouTube by Sunday night. – Jack Kronk Aug 4 2011 at 15:56

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Danielle · Answer 1 · 2011-08-03 22:06:46Z UTC

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I just landed in LA for the AHS. My plane is taxiing. How's that for a live update from a dedicated (/addicted) paleo hacker?

answered Aug 3 2011 at 22:06

Danielle
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Excellent. Please update with celebrity sightings, meals eaten, etc etc. – Kamal♦ Aug 3 2011 at 22:40

Passed a cross fit gym too... – Danielle Aug 3 2011 at 22:49

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Anyone know where mark sisson is staying so I can creep the lobby? – Danielle Aug 3 2011 at 22:50

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The location of Mark Sisson's hyperbaric oxygen youth-preserving chamber is no doubt a closely guarded secret. – Kamal♦ Aug 4 2011 at 3:30

Aravind · Answer 2 · 2011-08-04 20:11:29Z UTC

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I'm game. However with Don at PW for example, I don't think you need to make shit up. Sometimes reality is stranger and funnier than fiction

EDIT- Well after the extra special TSA "reach around" reserved only for a brown man getting on a plane, I am in transit to LA LA land. The TSA agent didn't take too kindly after violating me to my question - "Well, are you going to finish the job?". What a cock tease!!!

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Aravind
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LOL!!!!!!!!! I am dying. OMG. That's hilarious....and so frighteningly true. – Shari Bambino Aug 3 2011 at 22:25

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For Shari's benefit - her previous comment was prior to my edit regarding the TSA comment. But perhaps she will have the same response! – Aravind Aug 4 2011 at 20:16

gone2croatan · Answer 3 · 2011-08-03 22:56:41Z UTC

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I am hoping to livetweet the event. You can follow me at @gone2croatan.

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The Quilt · Answer 4 · 2011-08-03 23:25:21Z UTC

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I'm surfing with a water proof connection at Malibu. Waves suck but the activity dontG

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Quilt = King of paleohacking at odd times – Kamal♦ Aug 3 2011 at 23:32

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Now if you have a patient on the board and a scalpel in hand, then I will be impressed...frightened, but impressed. – Aravind Aug 4 2011 at 1:04

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Lost my iPhone but apple store scored me a new one.....surfing sucked today. LA is a zoo......not my kinda gig – The Quilt Aug 4 2011 at 6:11

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Quilt is sorta like Charlie Sheen. He has one speed. GO! – Jack Kronk Aug 4 2011 at 15:58

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@J Kronk - were you thinking he should make his appearance into AHS like this - youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0v08XY2G8 – Aravind Aug 4 2011 at 16:06

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Danielle · Answer 5 · 2011-08-04 19:47:16Z UTC

I ate lunch today at Mongrill BBQ at the westfield mall food court in Culver City. Pick your meat and veggies, they cook in water, add oil only if you want. I got extra veggies no rice or noodles. Around $8. I'm not sure if they're a chain but I definitely recommend it!

Jules K · Answer 6 · 2011-08-03 23:25:38Z UTC

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I'll be tweetin'! @JuliaKohli

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	I was gonna tweet but had no phone! – The Quilt Aug 4 2011 at 6:12
	I'll make sure to follow you jules! (even though I'll be there ;) I might even be tempted to tweet myself-@HeleneLohr – HeleneLohr Aug 4 2011 at 6:58
	I'll settle for tweets! Live video feed would be awesome, but I'll promptly get to following you! – StephNY Aug 4 2011 at 16:26

The Loon · Answer 7 · 2011-08-04 15:51:57Z UTC

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Here's my blow-by-blow account. Packing. Should I wear a cave-woman outfit or a flow-ey skirt uniform suitable for the Westside? Minimal shoes, or will the parking be a hassle and I'll have to walk miles? I'm so torn.

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I'm gunna drive by the campus today and check out what the dealio is. I'll let you guys know. – Danielle Aug 4 2011 at 17:24

Danielle · Answer 8 · 2011-08-04 21:54:35Z UTC

Alright guys I did a run-through at UCLA today with a lot of getting lost! Park in parking lot 4. It's $3 an hour or $11 for the day (no in and outs). I'm not really sure how to describe getting there, my GPS only took me to one part of the campus so you will have to ask someone like I did. Ackerman student union is right behind the parking lot and the Ackerman grand ballroom is on the second floor. The lot is next to a soccer field. Good luck!

Phoenix · Answer 9 · 2011-08-07 01:04:12Z UTC

Props to all those who tweeted #AHS11. I was glued to the computer all weekend hitting refresh, and it was you awesome tweeters that made me feel like I was actually there basking in the glow of Sisson's abs and Denise Minger's realness.

Ancestral Health Symposium- wanna volunteer some play-by-play?

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