All things come to an end (except Saturday Night Live). One day, PaleHacks will come to an end. What will the very last question be?
Will it be:
a) Why can't I $hit anymore?
b) What can I have for breakfast other than eggs?
c) Is having a threesome Paleo?
d) My vegan relatives are visiting me. Should I torture them?
e) What will be the last question ever asked on PaleoHacks?
f) (None of the above. Supply one of your own).
Other than high dose Vitamin D, does anyone have a paleo hack for this pesky zombie pandemic?
Hey this is Patrik I'm closing PH and opening VeganHacks! Come join my new community and let's hack us all to hell! Don't say anything here.....save all your words of wisdom for my new vegan brothers!
Please hack my plateau: I've been paleo for about six weeks now, and while I lost some weight initially, I have been rather irritable and sleepy, often losing interest in fighting off the android invaders who have taken over the planet. Mostly I walk around the perimeter of the bunker and lift old machinery in search of food about 2-3 times a week. My typical diet includes a lot of intermittent fasting, with maybe one rat and three cockroaches for breakfast and a handful of dried up grass that still grows around the rubble that used to be the interstate. For dinner, I might catch a feral cat and share it with twelve other people. I have to admit, since we've had that radioactive cloud overhead for the last two years, I haven't been getting as much sunshine as I like. Do you think I need vitamin D supplements? Maybe I should up my intake of lean protein by not brushing the maggots off my meat? The warlord of our makeshift clan shakes his head and tells me to "just eat a balanced diet and eat in moderation." I am so frustrated! I am totally about to give up! Does anyone have any advice fo
Wow, look at the news! Aliens are landing. The first contact indicates they are a super-advanced hunter-gatherer race! I wonder what they eat...
Existential conundrum: Hey guys, if I don't have access to pasture raised cattle on a regular basis, is it better to have in vitro meat engineered with high omega-3's or caribou cloned from DNA found in Australopithecus' cave?