So, the last time I got a proper tan I was probably... um, eleven or twelve years old? Back then, it was completely unintentional. I just ran around outside until I got tired and freckled. Then, after a particularly bad burn and a bout of skin cancer in the family, I started staying out of the sun. I've been various shades of ivory and lily white ever since.
My question for y'all is this:
How do I tan!?
And by that I mean: safely, gradually, and without major sunburn. How long per day? What time? Etc.
Alright, ladies and gents, go forth and hack my skin.