I heard someone use 'oh, sugar' as a cleaned up version of 'oh, sh$t'...
With a sense of glee, I decided then to start swearing as if sugar really was sh$t.
'wow, he sure is full of sugar!' OR 'sugar-for-brains'
And a side temptation to call some one a 'wheat head' instead of meat-head... Cause I like being a meat-head!
What other paleo style wordplay and curse words can you give me???
Edit: I might need to stop using "SWEET!" as an exclamation...
Sweet Saint Darwin of the Galapagos
You Darwin deselected dead-end!
Inflammation take you!
You shriveled neolithic
You farmagra landwhale
Waddling McDonald's mayfly
Leaky wits syndrome
SAD personality disorder
Modern muffin-top momma
Fast (death) food
Human sacrifice food pyramid
FDA - Federal Destruction of America
Just another cuckolded grainslave
Are you out of your metabolically deranged mind ?
Dude I got so Leaky Gut - faced last night!
I've heard both "corn fed" and "white bread" used to describe a person who's painfully mundane and unsophisticated. Also someone who is content to go with the flow and never question the status quo.
Of course, "corn fed" has a double meaning for me now. I know way too many corn-fed people!
Another classic along the same lines as Adam's; "oh fudge!".
Also, a twist on an old favourite for those connoisseurs of old-school obscenity*; "Cross-fit with you Next Tuesday!".
*Paging Thomas Seay to the thread.
CANNED SPAMMIT you SON OF A BISCUIT! Flush the GHEE'd HAM toilet! That nasty MILK CHOCOLATE and SOYOILED OATS in that bowl makes me want to PORK CORN all over your SAD face. What?! You think I'm mean! Yah, NO FUDGIN SUGAR Sherlock! Listen here, shut your PIEHOLE, I'm gonna teach you a FRUCTIN LECTIN so you can get some MAYONNAISE. You better get your RANCID FAT arse over here and make me some sweet potatoes. You know if I don't get my TA-TAs I get all BPA'd up like a GRAIN PUFFED ASS*.
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