After cutting myself on a piece of dried sweet potato last week and having a juvenile ground squirrel latch on to my leg yesterday, I'm finally willing to accept that I am extremely injury-prone. The time has come for we as a community to develop a non-toxic but highly effective antibiotic ointment.
So far, the only idea I have is some combination of honey and coconut oil, both of which are supposedly antimicrobial in nature.
Anyone have any other ideas for what ingredients would be effective? I can try the various iterations on the numerous cuts I will undoubtedly get from sharpened food and confused woodland creatures.