Paleo Diet and Paleolithic Diet Questions & Answers

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Nike: "Just do it."
Best Buy has "Thousands of possibilities. Get yours."
Energizer "Keeps going and going and going."
Ford is "Built for the road ahead."
Burger King says you can "Have it your way."
Kohl's wants you to "Expect great things."
And Staples tells you "That was easy."

In as few words as possible, come up with a really good slogan for Paleo that could change the minds of millions of people. I know there are lots of clever people here so let's see what you've got!

(Still haven't come up with a slogan of my own :P)

*Edit: Please be original!! It was only a matter of time before someone chimed in with the Geico slogan. But I would love to see original ones.

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Phazo · Answer 1 · 2011-11-02 15:41:53Z UTC

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"So easy a caveman can do it."

take that Geico.

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Sarah · Answer 2 · 2011-11-02 14:57:57Z UTC

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Paleo: "Just do it."

Paleo: "Thousands of possibilities. Get yours."

Paleo: "Keeps going and going and going."

Paleo: "Built for the road ahead."

Paleo: "Have it your way."

Paleo: "Expect great things."

Paleo: "That was easy."

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Travis Culp · Answer 3 · 2011-11-02 17:44:30Z UTC

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Paleo: Because 2 million > 10,000.

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Erik of Rockford · Answer 4 · 2011-11-02 17:48:18Z UTC

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Paleo: Eat like a Human.

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Stabby · Answer 5 · 2011-11-03 20:44:38Z UTC

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Paleo: so awesome it doesn't need a stupid slogan.

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Jazmns · Answer 6 · 2011-11-02 15:15:17Z UTC

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Feeling fat and down right low, start today with paleo!

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please tell me this is said in something sounding like a drill sergeant. – Caleb the Hobbit Nov 3 2011 at 3:42

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Tracey · Answer 7 · 2011-11-02 16:24:20Z UTC

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Eat a cow, feel like "WOW"!

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Carl_Stawicki · Answer 8 · 2011-11-02 15:02:36Z UTC

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"4.5 billion years of evolution can't be wrong."

(Best said with your best Carl Segan voice.)

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Adam Crafter · Answer 9 · 2011-11-02 19:24:33Z UTC

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Before there were Doctors and Medicine, there was good health in good food.

Eat like your ancestors, for they were mighty men and powerful women.

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Nutritionator · Answer 10 · 2011-11-03 15:20:22Z UTC

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Paleo: Eat Real Food.

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Nance · Answer 11 · 2011-11-16 16:17:17Z UTC

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Cows, deer and sheep eat plants. Cheetahs, lions and tigers eat meat.

What kind of animal are you?

NEW IDEA: "Proud to be Paleo"

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Dave S. · Answer 12 · 2011-11-02 18:39:50Z UTC

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"Help me, Olduwan. You're my only hope."

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FED at LiveCaveman.com · Answer 13 · 2011-11-02 22:25:30Z UTC

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Paleo, The Original Diet

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Nemesis · Answer 14 · 2011-11-02 16:04:45Z UTC

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Paleo: I (heart) Meat

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Albert · Answer 15 · 2011-11-02 18:23:48Z UTC

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Paleo: Hunting and gathering. For time.

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Rogue Nutritionist · Answer 16 · 2011-11-02 20:05:43Z UTC

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Real food, it's what's for dinner.

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Lars · Answer 17 · 2011-11-16 02:01:16Z UTC

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Paleo; because BACON!

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raydawg · Answer 18 · 2011-11-23 15:05:48Z UTC

Point to bread, cereals, etc. say: "That's not food, that's what food eats."

Paleo: Because Bacon is a vitamin! (Alternative to use get vegans to convert: Bacon is a Vegetable T-Shirt

Paleo: Because Cro-Magnons were stronger, smarter, faster and sexier than you.

Eat like a predator, or fall prey to big pharama (or big agro).

Slaves eat wheat, predators eat meat.

“Let food be your medicine, and medicine be your food.” Hippocrates.

Huey · Answer 19 · 2011-11-02 14:54:59Z UTC

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"Take a caveman to lunch. He'll probably nibble his own pemmican and cost you nothin'."

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curly16 · Answer 20 · 2011-11-03 20:34:09Z UTC

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I wish I were hunting and gathering

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Michael Henson · Answer 21 · 2011-11-10 22:03:09Z UTC

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Vegetarian: Ancient tribal slang for someone that can't fish, hunt, or ride.

Paleo: Kicking it old school!

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jared · Answer 22 · 2011-11-03 15:48:30Z UTC

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Paleo: Because fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life

(sorry, I borrowed it from Dean Wormer)

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Paul Brin · Answer 23 · 2011-11-03 18:44:06Z UTC

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I'd go with the a paraphrase from Hippocrates; Heal With Food

Seems that someone else thought of it too and has a website for it.

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MayaBee · Answer 24 · 2011-11-12 10:15:25Z UTC

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Paleo: Eat to Evolve

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the_real_cdodd · Answer 25 · 2011-11-16 16:00:37Z UTC

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Eat like a predator -- not a farm animal.

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DH · Answer 26 · 2011-11-16 17:04:20Z UTC

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mmmmmm BUTTERRRRR

no idea for the slogan though.

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CR · Answer 27 · 2011-11-23 20:06:43Z UTC

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"The Remedy for Civilization" "Yo mamma so fat cos she aint Paleo!" "Einstein said so" - in relation to insanity "Because what your currently doing doesn't work" "The alternative is death" "Because Your Mum told you not to"

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Ratiocinative · Answer 28 · 2011-11-02 15:27:18Z UTC

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"Vegetarians are healthier and tastier, that's why we eat them."

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"Vegetarians make the best food." (Probably needs a picture of a steak to go along with it)

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"Avoid Vegetarianism, eat a Vegetarian."

Maybe not so much Paleo slogans as anti-vegetarian slogans, but I think they'd go great on t-shirt or bumper-sticker.

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Do you know the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan? Guess not – Aravind Nov 2 2011 at 16:28

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I disagree on the healthier part. – Nance Nov 2 2011 at 17:46

Tracey · Answer 29 · 2011-11-02 18:40:25Z UTC

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Eat more chow, start with some cow!

p.s I think I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! LOL!

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Chickenosaurus Rex · Answer 30 · 2011-11-16 17:21:03Z UTC

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Eat lots of delicious animal fats and don't look back.

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Who can come up with the wittiest slogan for Paleo?

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