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Some have atrocious ingredients. But some are just rice and sea salt. Although most use whole grain brown rice.

Do you think the whole grain aspect of some puffed rice is all that terrible? I ate one the other day and these things are as light as a feather. Incredibly bland and boring by themselves, but the crispy-ness aspect is sometimes appealing to use as a vehicle.

Do you ever eat rice cakes? If you do, what do you eat your rice cake with?

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Low-reward food FTW :) – Matt Dec 12 2011 at 16:48
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new tag insipred by Matthew :) – Jack Kronk Dec 12 2011 at 16:50
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Only if they are made of 100% Grass Fed Ground Beef – Bill1102inf Dec 13 2011 at 2:02
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If you have that hunger for styrofoam. – Curmujeon Dec 13 2011 at 19:52
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dude. processed grain/eating crap/dextrose syrup/clelery sticks/sex life. good grief. that's a lot of stuff you just came up with all over some rice. just relax man. a lot of people here eat rice. – Jack Kronk Apr 19 2012 at 20:34
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I tasted one once. IMO, you might as well chew on a piece of the nearest cardboard box. But then, if I slathered it with butter I might feel differently about it.

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Never! A diet food from my past, and not worth it, not tasty, not satisfying, not cheap. If I needed puffed rice ever again, I think I would prefer a bowl of cereal with cream.

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Add coconut flakes and nuts, hold the cereal! – Curmujeon Dec 13 2011 at 19:53
hey, that does sound good! – The Loon Dec 14 2011 at 16:51
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My toddler loves them - they are a great vehicle for nut butters at our house - or cream cheese and some homemade apricot honey preserve. I don't particularly like them plain, but they are a good vehicle for things. And they are easier than homemade kale chips and the likes - which are great, but sometimes you have to choose the easy option

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I use them for my kids too! Very good for getting pâté into them!!! – Efaitch Dec 12 2011 at 18:46
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oooh - good idea i usually use cucumbers for pate but it gets messy – Thumper Dec 12 2011 at 18:55
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I used rice cakes for a while as something to make my former staple work lunch of Trader Joe's tuna curry less soupy. I'd store a bag in my desk and crumble one into a bowl before pouring the tuna curry sauce over it. I'd throw dry seaweed and/or dried shredded coconut in there sometimes too. The rice cake made for a good portion-controlled substitute for actual rice. And much cheaper and less hassle than trying to bring/store salad at work to eat those curry pouches over. This weird dry pantry in my cubicle was all good ingredients and good shelf-life which is important for work especially if you're in a place that empties out the fridge every week.

These days I'm not eating lunch regularly and still recovering from tuna curry burnout but I'm sure I'll go back to this meal at some point.

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to clarify, actual rice was a cost / convenience problem. places around here sell cooked rice for at least a buck so the rice cake method was cheaper than buying it cooked and our office kitchen isn't good for cooking or storing food. – rafi Dec 12 2011 at 17:06
tl;dr: as a snack, rice cakes are sustenance but leave much to be desired but as a cubicle-land microwave meal filler they're great. – rafi Dec 12 2011 at 17:13
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I do eat them sometimes. I switched to eating high carb(starch) a few months ago and I really need to get my calories in somehow.

I'm one of those weird people that thinks plain white jasmin rice tastes heavenly on its own but those rice cakes need some topping, for sure! I feel like I'm choking when I eat them bland.

I top them with liverwurst (a LOT) and lingonberry jam.

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I had a bite or three of this over the holidays and it was very good. If I could find cakes made from white rice I might try making it.

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That stuff looks and sounds GOOD. I've never been a big rice eater but I'm definitely a maple/cinnamon eater. – Nance Jan 8 2012 at 18:40
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I don't like maple and really liked this. It's obviously not for everyone but for those doing higher carb or those needing a "fix" of some sort this might be a recipe to keep handy. Better than a bag of Doritos I guess. I need to hunt around for some white rice cakes. Haven't been able to find those yet. – Shari Bambino Jan 8 2012 at 19:14
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Why? If I need the carbs, I'd rather eat a teaspoon and a half of honey or better yet Nutella. The effect on insulin is similar. And at least there's a taste reward in that. :)

If you need a vehicle for toppings, use lettuce leaves, or better yet, just put things in a pyrex container and eat with a fork or a spoon. For crunch make kale chips. Or munch on some carrot or celery sticks.

If you like bell peppers and aren't troubled by them, cut one in half, clean it out, and fill with stuff like ham, roast beef, turkey, lettuce, bacon, etc. If you do cheese you can put a slice of cheese in there too. Makes for a nice crispy filling "sandwich." Wrap in plastic wrap and keep in the fridge. They're awesome.

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I made the egg-in-pepper idea that was shown on Food Renegade].(foodrenegade.com/fried-eggs-in-a-bell-pepper-ring) and it was fun; I'll definitely try this as a "paleo pizza." – Nance Dec 12 2011 at 17:27
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Doesn't get much less rewarding than rice cakes! When I was gluten-free pre-paleo, I actually did enjoy rice cakes topped with almond butter, cinnamon, and some chopped apples or banana on top for breakfast.

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I used to have one for breakfast just to get my morning pills down. Then I went zero-carb and switched to sardines or eggs or anything. Hopefully I'm now off the BP pills, so I won't need any breakfast at all.

Aldi's has the best price and shortest ingredient list.

They never gave me a problem that I can single out, I just quit them as a matter of zero-carb policy.

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I occasionally use them as vehicles for various fresh salsas. Sometimes I eat them with some good stone ground mustard.

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once in a great while they help if I am nauseated.

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I put the following foods into the Fitday calculator and got the following results for 4 ounces:

Sirloin, top sirloin, 1/8" trimmed fat:

total calories: 214

fat calories: 113

Puffed rice cakes:

total calories: 439

fat calories: 27

I just read in some paleo blog (can't remember which) that said that rice cakes and other 'processed' foods have an awful lot of water removed so their caloric density is quite high.

Of course the fat calories will scare a lot of people away from the steak!

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was it J.Stanton on Gnolls.org? – davoid Dec 13 2011 at 11:10
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do you know how many rice cakes 4 ounces is? pick up a single rice cake an hold it in your hand. – Jack Kronk Dec 13 2011 at 15:16
Yeah, it was probably Gnolls. But Jack, calorically speaking, 2 ounces of rice cake is about equal to 4 ounces of sirloin. The Quaker rice cake website says one cake is about 9g. So 2 ounces of rice cake is about 6 cakes. Therefore, 6 rice cakes = 4 ounces of sirloin. – garymar Dec 14 2011 at 11:04
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I used to love these in college with loads of butter on top (it has to be room temp otherwise the rice cake can't take the spreading of cold butter!).. I would probably do the same if I were to eat them now.

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As God is my witness, I'll never eat rice cakes again. Not even with butter. Give me the butter, hold the rice cakes.

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Amen. I associate them with being a pudgy little kid always on a diet. This dreadful "snack" was allowed in our lowfat household - especially with margarine spread on top. Just the thought makes me want to gag now. – invisible ink Apr 19 2012 at 23:41
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I put almond butter and jam on them for a snack sometimes. I get the organic wild rice kind.

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I don't but I have a desk job and find myself wanting some mindless salty snacking in the afternoon. Not looking for much but a crunch of something with some salt. Not sure why I usually get this craving but it's daily. I usually turn to a handful of cashews, but this could be a relatively non-offensive option. I don't know that I would turn to it for any reason other than this.

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Used to. Back in the days when I assumed anything "rice" or "brown rice" was "good for me." Especially when smothered with tahini. I was never a Hippie per se, but I had the stupidity of one, for a while.

Seriously. For a nutritionally sane person there's as much reason to eat rice cakes as there is to eat Ritz crackers.

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for any sane person, there's not much reason to say ritz is on level with rice cakes. have you looked at the ingredients of ritz? – Jack Kronk Dec 13 2011 at 5:36
Yeah, but Ritz taste a lot better. – trjones Apr 19 2012 at 19:10
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Im not Paleo but stumbled upon this chat on my quest for white rice cakes (Im on a bland, white diet for health reasons). Do they exist and does anyone know where I can find them if they do?

PS - they are amazing with sliced avocado.

Tara

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I eat them when I'm really craving something crunchy/snacky/salty. They keep me from cheating with worse things. The only kind worth buying are Lundburg (they make a wild rice version now too). I toast them in an dry iron skillet til browned, then slather them with ghee and a bit of salt, or nut butter- toasting is VERY important, really brings out a delicious flavor. The little Quaker rice cakes are the worst- tasteless styrofoam discs that one would feed to prisoners to hasten their deaths.

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