As I drove to Vegas today, I was seized with inspiration for a t-shirt design.
This question was great fun but the thread is already pretty long and we've had more time to think.
Here's my new idea:
Front of shirt: "Ask Me What I Eat"
Back: "As Close As I Can Get To
What My Ancestors Ate
FRUIT & NUTS
What are your latest thoughts?
Grass Fed Vegans make the best BBQ!
(What? I'm talking about bison!)
Paleos do it caveman style
organ eaters make better lovers
"Paleo - Not From Concentrate"
"Paleo - You Can't Box This"
Paleo: The "fad" diet that has worked for a few hundred thousand years.
For the Primals out there:
Party like a Grok-Star
I love fast food!
Paleo: So easy a caveman can do it.
Paleo: Eat cute things.
Queen of the Stone Age (for the ladies)
Kill. Eat. Repeat.
Bread = Dead.
I see SAD people.
if i were a sales person trying to sell this diet i would put emphasis upon the fact that this is an all you can eat food fest with a orgy of flavors topped off with sexual prowless of a t-rex. (SEX SALES). but im not a sales person so i would go with paleo saves lives