Paleo Diet and Paleolithic Diet Questions & Answers

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As I drove to Vegas today, I was seized with inspiration for a t-shirt design.

This question was great fun but the thread is already pretty long and we've had more time to think.

Here's my new idea:

Front of shirt: "Ask Me What I Eat"

Back: "As Close As I Can Get To What My Ancestors Ate

           MEAT
        VEGETABLES  
        FRUIT & NUTS

What are your latest thoughts?

flag	asked Dec 24 2011 at 2:37 Nance 29.8k●1●8●52

This is a great question, but... I don't think I'd call that slogan "witty". It's direct, though. – Elunah Oct 25 at 12:46

raydawg · Answer 1 · 2011-12-24 04:00:17Z UTC

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Grass Fed Vegans make the best BBQ!

(What? I'm talking about bison!)

answered Dec 24 2011 at 4:00

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I like that one too! – Nance Dec 24 2011 at 4:01

Tamar · Answer 2 · 2011-12-24 19:19:06Z UTC

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"The cake is a lie"

answered Dec 24 2011 at 19:19

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Or even, "Step away from the cake." The word cake would attract attention for sure. :-)) – Nance Dec 24 2011 at 21:02

Unless, it's a chocolate bacon cake! tinyurl.com/7zolv2y – raydawg Dec 25 2011 at 0:02

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Along these lines, I like "Fight the Flour". – raney Dec 25 2011 at 3:06

"Fight the Flour" is awesome. – John Michael Dec 25 2011 at 4:09

Gary · Answer 3 · 2011-12-24 10:41:12Z UTC

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Paleos do it caveman style

answered Dec 24 2011 at 10:41

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sage_ · Answer 4 · 2011-12-25 01:57:42Z UTC

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organ eaters make better lovers

answered Dec 25 2011 at 1:57

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tatty · Answer 5 · 2011-12-25 04:48:10Z UTC

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How about

"Paleo - Not From Concentrate"

or

"Paleo - You Can't Box This"

answered Dec 25 2011 at 4:48

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Kate · Answer 6 · 2011-12-25 22:16:10Z UTC

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Paleo: The "fad" diet that has worked for a few hundred thousand years.

answered Dec 25 2011 at 22:16

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I love this one. – Deborah105 Dec 26 2011 at 12:21

CD · Answer 7 · 2012-10-25 12:30:31Z UTC

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For the Primals out there:
Party like a Grok-Star

answered Oct 25 at 12:30

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Elunah · Answer 8 · 2012-10-25 13:31:02Z UTC

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Out clubbing.

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I love fast food!

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Paleo: So easy a caveman can do it.

Paleo: Eat cute things.

Queen of the Stone Age (for the ladies)

Kill. Eat. Repeat.

Bread = Dead.

I see SAD people.

answered Oct 25 at 13:31

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coprophagous · Answer 9 · 2011-12-24 21:22:26Z UTC

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if i were a sales person trying to sell this diet i would put emphasis upon the fact that this is an all you can eat food fest with a orgy of flavors topped off with sexual prowless of a t-rex. (SEX SALES). but im not a sales person so i would go with paleo saves lives

answered Dec 24 2011 at 21:22

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Lol. I really like "Paleo saves lives." – John Michael Dec 25 2011 at 4:10

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