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The symptoms you describe have all the tell-tale signs of an extremely serious condition.

In my professional opinion and many years of clinical experience I must sadly inform you that you are suffering from a terminally malignant stomach tumor.

The prognosis is certain death over the very short term.

My advice to you is to make peace with your maker because you will be meeting Him soon.

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