Age............: 30.
Gender.........: Male.
Profession.....: Linux System Administrator (mostly Debian).
Location.......: London, UK.
Political Views: Exactly in the middle on the political compass test.
Race...........: Probably English, but who really knows?
Religion.......: Christian (Historical/Biblical/Augustinian/Reformed/Calvinist).
Hobbies........: Dancer.......: Flamenco, Argentine Tango. 
                 Skater.......: Roller-skate/jam-skate.
                 Reader.......: non-fiction/education as leisure. 
                 Cook.........: clean/simple/fresh/citrus.
                 Perfectionist: This list as example.
                 Workaholic...: Currently writing this from the office.