In the spirit of the "Shit Girls/Guys/etc. say" videos and the "Shit Paleos say" post, what about stuff we've heard from the other side?
"You eat what?!?"
"But grains are good for you!"
"Oh, I could never live without ___ (sugar, bread, pasta, salt, cheese, muffins, snack cakes, peanut butter...)"
"You spend how much money on food?!?"
"Oh, so it's basically just like Atkins."